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Motown, Motown, that's my era. Those are my people.
— Hillary Clinton
Don't threaten me with a good time.
— Michael Anthony
I think it's hilarious when middle-aged white men try to take themselves seriously. It makes me laugh.
— Chris Bauer
I have a really great show jacket from Lavalliere that's really well made, and I have a great pair of Gucci jodhpurs, which is hilarious.
— Edie Campbell
I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.
— J. B. Smoove
I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade
— Jeaniene Frost
Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.
— Demetri Martin
Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?
— John Kennedy Toole
'South Park' is so hilarious ... I remember when it first came out: that show changed television forever.
— Blake Anderson
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson
That sun is lookin' good ... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.
— Tom Bergeron
I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.
— Arthur Smith
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
Smart, sharp, and hilarious, Slaughterhouse 90210 is the perfect pick-me-up and never-put-me-down book.
— Jami Attenberg
It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really.
— Vladimir Putin
Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.
— Jerry Seinfeld
How did I know? Paul, I've known since you were eight and I caught you masturbating in front of the TV to Bo and Luke Duke.
— Heidi Cullinan
A hard penis has no conscience.
— Matthew Hardy
Nothing like a bit of flattery to grease the wheels.
— Lindsey Kelk
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.
— Christian Bale
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
I really don't think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don't know where it's been. - Enid Healy
— Seanan McGuire
I hope you're getting this down.
— Woody Allen
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
So many hilarious scenes and seductions!
— Dennis McKay
We are saved gratis, by grace. We do nothing and we deserve nothing; it is all, absolutely and without qualification, one huge, hilarious gift.
— Robert Farrar Capon
I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.
— Rob Delaney
Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
A few glasses of wine can be the difference between finding a man a hilarious companion or an insufferable moron.
— Joe Abercrombie
You can be a homicidal madman and hilarious at the same time, you know,
— Michael Buckley
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I was a huge fan of 'Arrested Development,' and there's just something it tickles in me and it's bright and it's hilarious.
— Keri Russell
I had one of those ideas I do sometimes get, though admittedly a chump of the premier class.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana