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Don't threaten me with a good time.
— Michael Anthony
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
— Zach Galifianakis
That sun is lookin' good ... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.
— Tom Bergeron
The fork is your most powerful tool to change your health and the planet; food is the most powerful medicine to heal chronic illness.
— Mark Hyman, M.D.
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I really ought to send him some money, but, honestly, he doesn't need it. He has that sweet Despicable Me money.
— Mindy Kaling
Singing has always been something that I've loved to do, but I never thought about doing, professionally. I always felt more drawn to acting.
— Anne Hathaway
But some jokes are hilarious until they become true and they're not so funny anymore.
— Jonathan Dunne
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Yes, I can speak a bit and I can read and write in Russian. I learned it from my grandmother who raised me with all the Russian fairytales.
— Carine Roitfeld
Jokes are hilarious only when you take them unreal and dreamlike, otherwise it becomes painful. So I always live otherworldly ...
— Saket Assertive
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
we're only ever limited to our own beliefs
— Jennifer Pierre
The hermit, without access to the news of the day, owes it to himself to be up to date on the doings of ancient Rome.
— Sylvain Tesson
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana