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When you exclude anything that is improbable, whatever is left, is not as hilarious. — Oleg Medvedkov

There would not be so much harm in the giddy following the fashions, if somehow the wise could always set them. — Christian Nestell Bovee

She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee

Whetstones are not themselves able to cut, but make iron sharp and capable of cutting. — Isocrates

There is no relationship in life that comes with the promise of zero pain. — Obert Skye

they rode out, careful to stay off the trail in case the bluecoats took their revenge against any Indians they could find. As — Nancy Morse

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. — George R R Martin

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger. — Derek Landy

Life demands something else, discomfort and pain. — Sunday Adelaja

In order to become a big-league manager you have to be in the right place at the right time. That's rule number one. — Leo Durocher

They never used three words where one would do. — Debora Geary

If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious. — Walter Moers

Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny? — Derek Landy

All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need to be able to recognise how hilarious I am. — Ade Bozzay

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Aight baby show me the exact spot, meet me at Hoyt & Schemethorn at 3 on the dot — Jeru The Damaja

We couldn't know the future or how long it would last. We could only choose to be happy and alive right now. — James Patterson

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

I don't think I'm a total pessimist, so I think you can find hope in all my films. — Spike Lee

The reason a person viciously strikes out against you is because they are afraid of you or what you represent, or are resentful of your happiness. — Anton Szandor LaVey

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The job of economic theorists is to prove theorems. The job of policy economists is to figure out which theorems to apply. — N. Gregory Mankiw

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana