Hilarious Humour Quotes
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When you exclude anything that is improbable, whatever is left, is not as hilarious.
— Oleg Medvedkov
There would not be so much harm in the giddy following the fashions, if somehow the wise could always set them.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it.
— Kayti McGee
they rode out, careful to stay off the trail in case the bluecoats took their revenge against any Indians they could find. As
— Nancy Morse
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.
— George R R Martin
He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.
— Derek Landy
Life demands something else, discomfort and pain.
— Sunday Adelaja
In order to become a big-league manager you have to be in the right place at the right time. That's rule number one.
— Leo Durocher
They never used three words where one would do.
— Debora Geary
If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.
— Walter Moers
If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We couldn't know the future or how long it would last. We could only choose to be happy and alive right now.
— James Patterson
Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy
The reason a person viciously strikes out against you is because they are afraid of you or what you represent, or are resentful of your happiness.
— Anton Szandor LaVey
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The job of economic theorists is to prove theorems. The job of policy economists is to figure out which theorems to apply.
— N. Gregory Mankiw
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana