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Live deep instead of fast. I think this is what Thoreau meant. — Henry Seidel Canby

There is some blogging jerk out there who feels he can generalize his way to validity. — Neil Young

If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent. — Lee Iacocca

He had light blond hair and a demanding voice. Devin took him either as a total jerk or the guy in charge. — Jordan Jarman

He's not an JERK, he's just a JERK to you! — Renee Wade

My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he didn't use the word "jerk." — Ellen Goodman

My father had to go to work, I used to think he was a jerk. I didn't know his heart was broken, and not another word was spoken. — Madonna Ciccone

And even though I know he's a jerk,and I know all that he's gonna do is hurt me,I still love him.I still want him,and I hate myself for it. — Alice

There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable. — Lisa McMann

How is it possible to bring order out of memory? — Beryl Markham

Sorry to disappoint you. He's not evil. He's just a jerk. Sometimes it's a fine line. — Kami Garcia

I think fat, out-of-shape people should be fined. — Jack LaLanne

The mark of a spiritual man or woman is a listening heart, not a lecturing tongue. — Gary L. Thomas

Maybe it was bad, maybe he was a jerk. But looking at her made him want Teresa back. — James Dashner

The palm of his hand was a dull red. Not a good sign.
I jerk off left-handed, he thought, at least that's something. — Stephen King

Well - er - Batwoman - I thought we were going to die - and I wanted to make your last moments happy ones!" he says. Jerk. — Glen Weldon

Yeah, I guess he had a right to be a jerk."
"I guess he had reason to be. — Amy Harmon

It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk. — David Letterman

The essentials of poetry are rhythm, dance, and the human voice. — Earle Birney

The world isn't always black and white. sometimes, it's gray, and sometimes that gray explodes into colors you never knew existed before. — J.M. Darhower

If you fall in love with jerk, don't you just reject him.
He may reveal the jerk part of you which concealed. — Toba Beta

He couldn't even jerk himself off: there was no one to give him permission to come. — Casey K. Cox

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection. — Tom Perrotta

We are all endowed with wealth of time equally — Sunday Adelaja

Wolverine is a jerk!! And he smells like beers! — Chris Yost

He maybe be a jerk ... but he is my jerk ... he is my father. - Amber Brown — Paula Danziger

When it comes down to it, no matter how pious or like-minded he might be, a Christian jerk is still a jerk. — Kevin Roose

If it's that jerk, he's going to see my gun. 'My body is a weapon.' Dumb sh*t. I bet my gun can take out his body really damn quick. — Lexi Blake

Leo grabbed the neasrest thing he could find- a Porta-Potty seat- and threw it at the face. Leve me alone! — Rick Riordan

He closes his right eye and peers down the barrel with his left and fires. Lilly doesn't jerk at the noise - not — Robert Kirkman

It must be possible to solve the task of controlling nature and yet simultaneously create a new freedom. — Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe

Just to paint is great fun ... Try it if you have not done so - before you die. — Winston Churchill

Of course,it had to be just a rebound thing. There was no way I was interested in this arrogant, obnoxious jerk. No matter how hot he might be. — Jenna Black

My dad was a great movie companion. He wouldn't diminish 'The Jerk.' If I liked it, he liked it. He could see it through my eyes. — Noah Baumbach

The easiest way to disarm a bully or a jerk is to take any insult he throws at you and follow it with, 'I know, and isn't it fabulous?! — Dan Pearce

But today? I'm taking the low road because that man, that jerk, deserves it, whoever he is. Fucking asshole ... — Winter Renshaw

You are such a jerk! Get back here!"
"Jerk?" he repeated. " You're the one spying in windows. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Divide the target in proportion to the available resources — Sunday Adelaja

I believe that one of the most powerful things of all is aesthetics. — Kalle Lasn

Hope comes from love, because people always trust in those they love. — St. Catherine Of Siena