Herpes Quotes: top 30 famous quotes about Herpes

Herpes Quotes & Sayings

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Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle. — Lou Reed

I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee. — Doug Stanhope

E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them. — Christopher Buckley

Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes. — Isaac Marion

It's all over you when you say his name. Like glitter or something. You can't ever get that shit off. Glitter is the herpes of the craft world. — Leta Blake

Can you ever "solve" poverty? Can you ever "solve" crime? Can you ever "solve" disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no. — Max Brooks

A simple hello could lead to a million things. "Yeah," Gus said. "Like herpes or getting fisted. — T.J. Klune

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. — Hunter S. Thompson

I'm kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back. — George Carlin

Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get. — Doug Stanhope

Your like herpes you show up when shit gets tense, and never fully go away! - (Cooper to Violet) — Ann Charles

The virus of irony is as widespread in California as herpes, and once you're infected with it, it lives in your brain forever. — Neal Stephenson

Participation trophies are the soul herpes of a generation. — Christopher Titus

The Dark Ages are alive and secretly thriving like a herpes infection among us. — Juliette Fay

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. — Chuck Palahniuk

I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn't want anyone to think I had herpes. — Ingrid Weir

One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes. — Mitch Hedberg

It was a newsflash to me that dating as a pre-thirty divorcette was as bad as having herpes. — Stephanie Klein

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be ... herpes. — Jen Lancaster

Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. — Eminem

Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes. — Justin Halpern

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well! — Santino Marella

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it. — Dov Davidoff

She's out of my league, but if she has herpes ...
That puts us in the same league!
The herpes league! — Rick Remender

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. — Demetri Martin

Kissing's no fun when you have herpes — John O'Callaghan

It turns out, teachers think of glitter as the herpes of craft world- impossible to contain or exterminate. (Beer Buckets and Baby Jesus) — Myra McEntire

I find love is more of a bacterium than a virus unless you are comparing it to herpes. — Amanda Mosher

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships. — Sacha Baron Cohen

Harpies, n. A disease transmitted to humans by birds with human faces. — Ron Brackin