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Here I Am Funny Quotes By Brian Jacques: I will not stand here to be insulted

I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig," Mangiz fumed.
"Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, featherbag!! — Brian Jacques

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Leslie Nielsen: Who are you and how did you get

Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith. — Leslie Nielsen

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Janet Evanovich: I don't need shoes. I need a night

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? — Janet Evanovich

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Jason McCoy: Porsche is a driver's car - a performance

Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders. — Jason McCoy

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They

I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends." — Steven Wright

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Susan Beth Pfeffer: Here's the funny thing about the world coming

Here's the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn't seem to stop. — Susan Beth Pfeffer

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Caprice Bourret: It's so funny to think that I used

It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. — Caprice Bourret

Here I Am Funny Quotes By James Dashner: Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years,

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it. — James Dashner

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Tad Williams: Dying men think of funny things-and that's what

Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men. — Tad Williams

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: The food on the plane was fit for

The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!" — Henny Youngman

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Melissa St. Hilaire: I am too much alien and not enough

I am too much alien and not enough monkey to fit in here. — Melissa St. Hilaire

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: Some people come up to me and say

Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying ... " — Mike Birbiglia

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I got a dog and named him 'Stay'.

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all. — Steven Wright

Here I Am Funny Quotes By John Madden: The defense should be expecting a run or

The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here. — John Madden

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Wendelin Van Draanen: HERE LIES THE MYSTERY PISSERP.I.P.

HERE LIES THE MYSTERY PISSER

P.I.P. — Wendelin Van Draanen

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Laurann Dohner: You will stay with me. You will sleep

You will stay with me. You will sleep here at my side and you will touch me. I am depressed but not when you stroke my chest. — Laurann Dohner

Here I Am Funny Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon