Henny Youngman Marriage Quotes
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We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
— Henny Youngman
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
— Henny Youngman
Man sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
— Dalai Lama
The apocalypse is not around the corner.
— Jim Sensenbrenner
He had ... regarded travel as a hygienic necessity, which had to be observed against will and inclination.
— Thomas Mann
I am international. When I put out my second mixtape, we did four tours and a tour overseas.
— Theophilus London
I like to be just an athlete, but if I go to competition and compete, I love to be a star, maybe.
— Kim Yuna
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
— Henny Youngman
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
— Henny Youngman
Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.
— Henny Youngman
God's 'failures' are really man's failures ...
— Taylor Caldwell
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
— Henny Youngman