Hearse Quotes: top 36 famous quotes about Hearse

Hearse Quotes & Sayings

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Bid amaranthus all his beauty shed,
And daffodillies fill their cups with tears,
To strew the laureate to hearse when Lycid lies. — John Milton

I love both my parents dearly. — Kevin Eubanks

What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse. — Bill Vaughan

Pity that the only way to paradise is in a hearse. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

You want ass? The cash is first.
You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse. — Roxanne Shante

You can't hook up a U-Haul to a hearse — Randy O. Frost

Long moment there was only the sound of rain banking off the roof, like a thousand fingers tapping way off somewhere. — Ransom Riggs

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse. — Norman Wisdom

A philosopher who says, 'There are no truths, only interpretations,' risks the retort: 'Is that true, or only an interpretation?' — Roger Scruton

People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

You'll never see a hearse towing a U-Haul. — Joanne Fluke

As long as I can compete, I won't quit. — Cal Ripken Jr.

I never saw a U-Haul behind a hearse. — Billy Graham

Death always waits. The door of the hearse is never closed. — Joseph Bayly

Did you ever, think when the hearse passes by, that someday in it you will lie? — Kelly Braffet

Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in a hearse. — Sally Stanford

I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time. — Bernard Manning

When shall I be dead and rid Of all the wrong my father did? How long, how long 'till spade and hearse Put to sleep my mother's curse? — T.H. White

The very next morning at daylight such parties are sure to be found lying up some back alley, contentedly waiting for the hearse. — Mark Twain

He that unburied lies wants not his hearse, For unto him a tomb's the Universe. — Thomas Browne

Buckle up. It'd be embarrassing to die in a hearse. — Stephanie Bond

I've never seen a Brink's truck follow a hearse to the cemetery. — Barbara Hutton

I found songwriting really hard at first, but after a while it was actually very easy. — Dionne Bromfield

I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far. — Steven Wright

London has become one of the great world destinations for someone who likes food. — Danny Meyer

You will never see a U-Haul behind a hearse, — Denzel Washington

Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they're the only one between you and a hearse. — Warren Beatty

It was crazy how a hearse and a pair of sneakers could cheer a guy up. — Kami Garcia

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse. — Coolio

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars. — Woody Allen

The results are the payoff. And all this sweating and hard work will be worth it. — Chalene Johnson

Our awareness is the key. It is our awareness more than our work effort that gets the right result right now. — Mark Victor Hansen

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away? — Carl Sandburg

Any fool can write, we start learning it at school at the age of three ... — Pandora Poikilos

I've never seen a hearse pull a U-haul — Dee Dee M. Scott

If you could pack for heaven, this was how you'd do it, touching everything, taking nothing. — Mitch Albom