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I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle." — Frank Carson

The more you love people the more they'll mix you up. — Saul Bellow

So what do you think the physical effect was?"
Roman Laughed. "Buddy," he said, "she was tripping. — Jodi Picoult

I kept a diary as a teenager but I never would have shared it with anyone. Still, I think it's very good practice to write things down. — Judy Blume

Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful you sound?"
"Yes, I do," he said with a firm nod. "And I think I'm underappreciated. — Robyn Carr

Music has the power to transcend your physical being and take you up. Because music has a metaphysical quality it really makes your life beautiful. — Wayne Coyne

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

You don't need a reason to add value to somebody's life. Nor do you need to get anything back from them. You add value because it's who you are. — Renee Wade

I was reading all these books, including the Bible - and I'm an atheist. — Margot Kidder

Your eyes shine," he said. "How do they do that?"
"Blood," she said. — Aimee Bender

He smiled, surprised. 'This is for me?'
'No,' she said, 'it's ... ' She couldn't think of anything funny to say. 'Yeah, it's for you. — Rainbow Rowell

You look angry," he said.
"You put me on hold."
"For a very good reason."
"You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold. — Derek Landy

If you believe in Odin and Thor, people laugh themselves to death. While it's okay to believe in a man who turned water into wine, and walked on water — Mads Mikkelsen

What shall we do now?" he asked.
"Something very dreadful," she said,her voice sour."Ask Arlow Bowlerham for the name of a dressmaker. — March McCarron

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.
'So that's Sara,' I said.
'Yes.'
'She seems nice. — John Green

Horrible the fate of the advice-giver in our culture: to repeat oneself in a thousand contexts until death, or irrelevance.
I abjure advice-giver. — Frank Bidart

Wisdom is knowing you know nothing — Socrates

Let me say this as clearly as I can: No matter how sharp a grievance or how deep a hurt, there is no justification for killing innocents. — William J. Clinton

No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day."
"That's what he said," she purred. — Dannika Dark

Experience taught me to listen to your gut, no matter how good something sounds on paper. — Donald Trump

She said he looked hot in uniform.

He said she looked hot without clothes.

She said he did, too. He agreed. — Angela Verdenius

Concerning our Lord Jesus Christ, we must also be aware that he is our Advocate, and that without him we cannot approach God. — John Calvin

Love is full of emotions without any reason. — Akansh Malik

If I have done any deed worthy of remembrance, that deed will be my monument. If not, no monument can preserve my memory. — Agesilaus II