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When I was 25, people used to say to me that having kids would change you, and I'd roll my eyes. — Trent Reznor

My commitment is to my kids and my mum and I'm having a whale of a time. — Carol Vorderman

I really enjoy sailing on Lake Geneva because I can just look at the shore and see my wife having a barbecue with the kids. — Ernesto Bertarelli

Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an apple on Halloween? Not anymore. Like a kid today would eat an apple. — Jay Leno

You get married and have kids, and you get sick of having the government take your money and tell you what to do. I'm just a conservative guy. — Jim Jordan

Well, I love having kids. But I have the advantage of having a lot of help, a real hands-on husband and small children whom I can easily manipulate. — Jane Kaczmarek

I really love having lots of down time with my kids. — Molly Shannon

Everything with me is pretty close to the surface, but having kids has completely ruined my emotional equilibrium. — Olivia Colman

Having and raising children is doing something with your life! ... And I have to say that having your kids is one of the greatest things you can do. — Patricia Heaton

You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid. — Robert Downey Jr.

The nice thing about having relatives' kids around is that they go home. — Cliff Richard

It's like going out to the desert and screaming and then having little kids throw their sandbox at you. I'm only 24. — Bob Dylan

Love is having endless support from my husband and the hugs and kisses from my kids. — Kristen Taekman

And you know, the people who hate kids and don't want kids always end up having 50 of them. — Megan Fox

I could get through this. I would be strong because I was so close to achieving my dream of having my kids together. — Abeba Habtu

Having kids is the most innately positive thing that anyone can do. — Jack Nicholson

When [the] life span of America women is approaching eighty years having kids is not going to take it up. — Betty Friedan

When you're a kid and you're in a classroom, anybody would die to be hanging out in London or having their sixteenth birthday in Japan. — Zac Farro

Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex. — Rachel DeWoskin

It'll be kids next. I like the grown-up stuff. I like having a house. I've got dogs. — Leighton Meester

There are a lot of kids in the world. People seem to keep having them. — Spike Jonze

So many people have so much trouble having kids. — Courteney Cox

Like the oxytocin you get as a mom makes you forget everything constantly. And I'm a totally different person after having a kid. — Larkin Grimm

When you have kids you do grow up. I have just started realising it now-it changes the world, having children. — David Beckham

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way. — Brett Favre

The real test will be having a family; when I have a family you have to come home, you have to eat dinner with your kids. — Maggie Gyllenhaal

What causes sibling rivalry?"
"Having more than one kid. — Tim Allen

Being a woman in music and having kids, it's very hard to do both without neglecting one a bit. — Martha Wainwright

I love having fans of all ages but it's especially cool for me to have young fans. I hope to be a role model for kids who want to follow their dreams. — Hoodie Allen

I love kids, and I love having had this second chance to have a family. — Michael Douglas

Having a child who is struggling doesn't make you a bad parent, just as being a child who is struggling doesn't make your child a bad kid. — Ann Douglas

Kids can make fun of you for having the wrong shoelaces: that's just kids. But I don't think I had any trouble making friends. — Mark Ronson

A lot of kids are shocked at the idea of people over thirty having sex. (Max) — Josh Lanyon

I don't swear much; I've taken those words out of my vocabulary, and having kids, you have to have two sets of language! — Keith Urban

I'd love to win a Grammy! Not ambitious or anything. And just having a really lovely bunch of kids and a happy family life, would be good for me. — Bat For Lashes

Have kids; have a lot of kids. Start early and keep having them. — Chuck Schumer

Having kids certainly gets me to ask the question, 'Who is the adult here, and who is the kid?' — Christian Slater

It's a fool who thinks having a kid is a right, which is the biggest crock of fish heads I've ever heard. — Carew Papritz

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? — Karl Pilkington

It's a humbling thing, having kids. One of my sons came to rehearsals, and now he says Daddy's job is 'go play loud music.' — Trent Reznor

I've always thought having a kid that played soccer would be the worst punishment. After watching 3 min of water polo I stand corrected. — Daniel Tosh

As complicated as joint custody is, it allows the delicious contradiction of having children and maintaining the intimacy of life-before-kid s. — Delia Ephron

I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.' — Jen Kirkman

I worry about kids today not having time to build a tree house or ride a bike or go fishing. I worry that life is getting faster and faster. — John Lasseter

I always wanted kids I could take to work, and for them to experience the things I experience. So, having three boys as a footballer was a dream. — David Beckham

I'm a Southerner. We dream of having the family and the kids, and the parents want grandkids, that's all they care about, give me some grandbabies. — Lance Bass

Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on. — Dana Gould

Having kids is not the same as being a parent. — Frank Sonnenberg

I think we, as pro coaches, should have a consciousness towards having an image and a role model mentality for kids. — George Karl

I don't believe we are supposed to go through life defeated and not having enough money to pay our bills or send our kids to college. — Joel Osteen

My politics were really radical when I was younger, and then I moderated like everyone else does when they start having kids. — Steve Earle

To me, having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. — Nick Lachey

It's always astounded me to have succeeded at having kids. It's crazy! — Carla Bruni

There's this weird part about having kids - you know when your family is finished, and when it's not. — Jodi Picoult

Having kids doesn't mean they would have taken care o you. — Michelle Singletary

It's tough having the last name Rickles. Luckily, my kids handled it great. — Don Rickles

I haven't really made up my mind concretely about having kids. — Andrew Rannells

It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids. — Jen Kirkman

Having a kid is great ... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking. — Adam Sandler

I really do feel like I'm in better shape and look better now - even after having three kids - than I did before. — Candace Cameron Bure

Getting older and having kids, you learn how to become less serious about it all. — Lena Headey

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. — Jim Gaffigan

One advantage to having a kid on the spectrum: they tend to be rule followers. Socially, things are harder for them than most kids. — Claire Scovell LaZebnik

There are mothers that feel they made a mistake by having a kid at a very young age and they didn't get to live their life. — LeToya Luckett

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day. — Mike Myers

It's hard having kids. It's hard having a job. It's hard having a relationship - for anybody. — Reese Witherspoon

I like having little kids look at me. It's fun. They make these little faces. — Linda Blair

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things. — Rodney Carrington

I'm just a kid having fun. — Dontrelle Willis

The great thing about having a bunch of kids is they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop! — Angelina Jolie

A yummy mummy is a dedicated and loving mom who embodies a healthy lifestyle while retaining a sense of the person she was before having kids. — Marina Delio

Not having children makes less work-but it makes a quiet house. — Susan Glaspell

Having kids is something you can't always do. Kids are like lightning. You grab that lightning when you can get it. — John Travolta

You always hear people say that having kids changes everything, but you can't fully realize it until you have children yourself. — Jeff Bridges

I'm not a big fan of young kids having Facebook. It's not something they need. It's not necessary. — Michelle Obama

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out. — Greg Giraldo

The good part of having six kids is, there's always one who wants to hug you and say, 'Daddy, I love you.' — John McEnroe

I work out every day. It's part of my life. That's one of the benefits of having kids in school full-time. — Kelly Ripa

Having kids is something I want to see in my future - I hope. — Rachel Bilson

Having kids had a big effect on me, but nothing more than when they started to get older- that really made me realize how fleeting each moment is. — Frank Iero

I think it's the great thing about having kids. They have interests that you might not have, and it opens your horizons. — Robert Martin

Oh God T.J., I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking Nothing like going on about having kids in front of someone whose fertility had been exchanged for survival. — Tracey Garvis-Graves

We have an issue with kids' having unfettered access to the worst the Internet has to offer instead of the best that our communities can provide. — Glenn Beck

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible. — David Cross

The reality of having a kid involves day-to-day practicality - not broader philosophical outlooks. — John Darnielle

It's pretty easy to kind of lose your way. Having kids is really helpful. They kind of disabuse you of the notion of your greatness pretty quickly. — Matt Damon

Until having kids, I had never really thought about mortality so much. — James Mercer

I think me having kids is helpful. It opens up a new little area of your heart. — David Walton

The reason adults should look as though they are having fun, is to give kids a reason to want to grow up. — Patch Adams

It definitely gets challenging at times. I travel a lot more now, and its never easy having to leave the kids, even if its for a few days. — Peter Facinelli

The traditional rules for having children are long gone. Some days I feel like the harder choice is to not have a kid. — Henriette Mantel

Having kids has been a turning point in my life because when I was still single, all I wanted was to impress beautiful girls. — Joe Taslim

Having kids is the best kind of 'out of control' there is. — Ann Benjamin

Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know. — Jason Alexander

I think having kids has been the biggest influence on my work since I started publishing. — Adrian Tomine

Having happy kids is far more important than anything they'll ever accomplish. Without happiness success and contentment is always hard to reach. — Ron Baratono

Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species. — Erma Bombeck

The trouble with having a stubbornness contest with your kids is that they have your stubbornness gene. — Robert Breault

I won't be having any more kids, though. Four is enough. — Linda McCartney

I'm a normal human being. I don't have any desire to change my body as a result of having had two kids. That's a good thing, isn't it? — Kate Winslet