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Though we talk peace, we wage war. Sometimes we even wage war in the name of peace. Does that seem paradoxical? Well, war is not afraid of paradoxes. — Elie Wiesel

There has been foolish talk about audiences having an average twelve-year-old mind: it just isn't true. They are older than anybody, and wiser. — George Burns

And losing her as my therapist still seems far better than being caught having a sexual relationship with my seventeen-year-old student. — Zack Love

All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I'm having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have. — Brandy Norwood

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. — Jerry Seinfeld

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. — Jerry Seinfeld

There is no excuse among professional officers for not having a 5000 year old mind. — Jay Luvaas

Agnes was the worst prophet that's ever existed. Because she was always right. That's why the book never sold. — Neil Gaiman

Every day, bring some flowers to your life. Every day bring some blessings in someone's life. — Amit Ray

The sky slowly pulled up its blue dress to reveal night. — Jonathan Safran Foer

I was shy. Bookish. The kind of 13-year-old girl who, instead of having a boyfriend, would have a crush on a dead, 19th-century author! — Natalie Merchant

Society has made us believe you should look like an 18-year-old model all your life. — Clint Eastwood

Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked. — Pete Wentz

I lived here my whole life and I've never been to this neighborhood.' And Big Mike finally spoke up. 'Don't worry,' he said. 'I got your back. — Michael Lewis

A lot of the drive to make narratives came from having to play by myself as a 5- or 6-year-old in the woods. — Matthew Tobin Anderson

I laugh, but I'm still thinking about ten-year-old Margo having a crush on ten-year-old me. — John Green

Having a ten-year-old daughter can be like living with a fairy. Something magical. — Cody McFadyen

A 45-year old looks a lot like a 25-year old who's been out all night. And feels just as good about having survived the experience. — Marilyn Vos Savant

I'm an 18-year-old boy, and I'm having fun. I'm just not having as much fun as people make out. — Harry Styles

Having a highly trained obstetrical surgeon attend a normal birth is analogous to having a pediatric surgeon babysit a healthy 2-year-old. — Marsden Wagner

My father was having an affair with a 16-year-old when Mum was pregnant with me. She found out when I was three weeks old and left, not surprisingly. — Carol Vorderman