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Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about

Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about me, wait for the autobiography like everyone else. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill

Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill you on the morrow."
"You? A Princess Bride quote?" I croaked.
"What is that?" she asked. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I didn't know this before, but as it

I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a

Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I sidestepped the vampire's rush, and drove my

I sidestepped the vampire's rush, and drove my half of the former blasting rod down at its back, Buffy-like.
Maybe it works better on television. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I don't know about your true form, but

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Ack! I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue,

Ack! I said.
Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I think that men ought to treat women

I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: But the only way never to do the

But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I let out a battle cry. Sure, a

I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: The building was on fire, and it wasn't

The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you? — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I'm dealing with a lot of scary things.

I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: My friend is going to save a little

My friend is going to save a little girl from monsters. I am going with him. That's what friends do. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar!

Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar! — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I'm sure that you psychotic necro-wannabes with delusions

I'm sure that you psychotic necro-wannabes with delusions of godhood are all about sharing with your fellow maniacs. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I made a sandwich out of things. I'm

I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of bread. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I guess maybe you don't get to be

I guess maybe you don't get to be the Merlin of the White Council by saving up frequent-flier miles — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: No rest for the wicked, Bob, and that

No rest for the wicked, Bob, and that means that we can't slack off either, or they'll outwork us. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I have been beaten, but I have not

I have been beaten, but I have not yielded. I'm not going to start yielding now. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Do you have a little white dress? I've

Do you have a little white dress? I've had this deep-seated nurse fantasy about you, Murphy. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: There's always, always a choice. My options might

There's always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn't mean there isn't a choice. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.

Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has

Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: He's Gandalf on crack and an IV of

He's Gandalf on crack and an IV of Red Bull, with a big leather coat and a .44 revolver in his pocket. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Hell's Bells-Harry Dresden

Hell's Bells-Harry Dresden — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I stared up at the Erlking, and with

I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, Uh-oh. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: It doesn't make you a monster to want,

It doesn't make you a monster to want, she said, her voice very gentle. It's what you do with it that matters. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Hey, Bogart. You and the wonder twins back

Hey, Bogart. You and the wonder twins back off or the bedsheet gets it.
Harry Dresden, Death Masks. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Wizards and computers get along about as well

Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: So. You get handed a holy sword by

So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying? — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: In the action business, when you don't want

In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Harry Dresden. I'm on a mission from God.

Harry Dresden. I'm on a mission from God. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Vanity, thy name is vampire.

Vanity, thy name is vampire. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Thank God for wisecracks.

Thank God for wisecracks. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Sticks and stones and small caliber bullets may

Sticks and stones and small caliber bullets may break my bones ... Words will never, et cetera. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Tiny," Sanya rumbled to Michael, clenching a demonstrative

Tiny," Sanya rumbled to Michael, clenching a demonstrative fist. "But fierce. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce,

I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing,

Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Nobody can be bad at everything. There's no

Nobody can be bad at everything. There's no such thing as a perfect screwup. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!

In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge! — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: There's a fine line between audacity and idiocy.

There's a fine line between audacity and idiocy. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Marcone's scum, but he's his own scum -Harry

Marcone's scum, but he's his own scum -Harry Dresden — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some."Ebenezar

Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some."
Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Honey, I liked the Harry Potter movies, too,

Honey, I liked the Harry Potter movies, too, but that doesn't mean I ran out and got a Dark Mark tattooed onto my left forearm like you did. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first.

Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up. I'm

All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up. I'm Harry Dresden. I'm the new Winter Knight. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Seedy wasn't a fair description for the place,

Seedy wasn't a fair description for the place, because seeds imply eventual regrowth and renewal. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think

You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think cynics are playful and cute. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: The best thing about my faerie godmother is

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: You're reacted to the fear, but you haven't

You're reacted to the fear, but you haven't ever faced it and put it into the fight perspective. You have to make up your mind to overcome it. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: You predicted quick victory. Now it's going to

You predicted quick victory. Now it's going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don't you know any better than that by now? — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Yeah, but I forgot to take my George

Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Many things are not as they seem: The

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Hope is a force of nature. Don't let

Hope is a force of nature. Don't let anyone tell you different. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: You don't take your cat with you to

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday.

Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: She is not a cookie. Neither is she

She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: He had hard, steady eyes, and all the

He had hard, steady eyes, and all the comforting, reassuring charm of a dental drill. - Harry Dresden describing Morgan — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Life is too short, Harry. And there's nowhere

Life is too short, Harry. And there's nowhere near enough joy in it. If you find it, grab it. Before it's gone. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Whatever happened to "Ia, Ia, Cthulu fthtagn"? ...

Whatever happened to "Ia, Ia, Cthulu fthtagn"? ... No one has a sense of style anymore
-Harry Dresden — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Same result, only I'd be steam-cooked instead of

Same result, only I'd be steam-cooked instead of roasted. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: The last time I was at a supernatural

The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the whole place to the ground. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Discretion is the better part of not getting

Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I have nightmares about hell, where all I

I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Where instinct fails, intellect must venture.

Where instinct fails, intellect must venture. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl.

You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I died. I died and someone made a

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.

Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: But I don't understand God. I don't understand

But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction.

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles! — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: It's not everyone who can teach you something

It's not everyone who can teach you something about faith without saying a word to do it. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: There's nothing that makes you more insane than

There's nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more ... secure. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to

Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: See? This is why I'm not religious. I

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Hell's bells. I don't call him the Fist

Hell's bells. I don't call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Magic. It can get a guy killed.

Magic. It can get a guy killed. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Harry Dresden - I take responsibility for more

Harry Dresden - I take responsibility for more impossible situations in the first twenty-four hours of being dead than most people do all day. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Time after time, history demonstrates that when people

Time after time, history demonstrates that when people don't want to believe something, they have enormous skills of ignoring it altogether. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean there

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face. Harry Dresden — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Bite me, faerie fruitcake.

Bite me, faerie fruitcake. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: You're playing the creepy vibe a little hard,"

You're playing the creepy vibe a little hard," I said. "Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Its amazing waht you can get used to

Its amazing waht you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough.' ... Harry Dresden — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Laughter is good for you. Nine out of

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I don't believe in faeries!

I don't believe in faeries! — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: The Blue Beetle was not a clown car,"

The Blue Beetle was not a clown car," I said severely. "It was a machine of justice. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: EASTER HAS BEEN CANCELED - THEY FOUND THE

EASTER HAS BEEN CANCELED - THEY FOUND THE BODY — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: There aren't any magical words, really. Words just

There aren't any magical words, really. Words just hold the magic. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Attention, shoppers! Discount specials on Harry Dresden's life.

Attention, shoppers! Discount specials on Harry Dresden's life. Slightly used, no refunds, limit one per customer. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I was seducing shepherdesses when you weren't a

I was seducing shepherdesses when you weren't a twinkle in your great-grandcestor's eyes. I think I know what I'm doing. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I'm afraid it isn't good news. The Council

I'm afraid it isn't good news. The Council seems to have gone quite mad. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe! — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: What can I say? I put the 'ick'

What can I say? I put the 'ick' in 'magic'. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I love being a wizard. Every day is

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: Life would be unbearably dull if we had

Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden Quotes By Jim Butcher: I've had a tense couple of days. And

I've had a tense couple of days. And I've got to tell you, burning someone's face off sounds like a great way to relax. — Jim Butcher