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Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about me, wait for the autobiography like everyone else. — Jim Butcher

Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill you on the morrow."
"You? A Princess Bride quote?" I croaked.
"What is that?" she asked. — Jim Butcher

I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass. — Jim Butcher

Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing. — Jim Butcher

I sidestepped the vampire's rush, and drove my half of the former blasting rod down at its back, Buffy-like.
Maybe it works better on television. — Jim Butcher

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point. — Jim Butcher

Ack! I said.
Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me. — Jim Butcher

I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts. — Jim Butcher

But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything. — Jim Butcher

I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry. — Jim Butcher

The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault. — Jim Butcher

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you? — Jim Butcher

I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane. — Jim Butcher

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. — Jim Butcher

My friend is going to save a little girl from monsters. I am going with him. That's what friends do. — Jim Butcher

Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar! — Jim Butcher

I'm sure that you psychotic necro-wannabes with delusions of godhood are all about sharing with your fellow maniacs. — Jim Butcher

I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of bread. — Jim Butcher

I guess maybe you don't get to be the Merlin of the White Council by saving up frequent-flier miles — Jim Butcher

No rest for the wicked, Bob, and that means that we can't slack off either, or they'll outwork us. — Jim Butcher

I have been beaten, but I have not yielded. I'm not going to start yielding now. — Jim Butcher

Do you have a little white dress? I've had this deep-seated nurse fantasy about you, Murphy. — Jim Butcher

There's always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn't mean there isn't a choice. — Jim Butcher

Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation. — Jim Butcher

Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been. — Jim Butcher

He's Gandalf on crack and an IV of Red Bull, with a big leather coat and a .44 revolver in his pocket. — Jim Butcher

Hell's Bells-Harry Dresden — Jim Butcher

I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, Uh-oh. — Jim Butcher

It doesn't make you a monster to want, she said, her voice very gentle. It's what you do with it that matters. — Jim Butcher

Hey, Bogart. You and the wonder twins back off or the bedsheet gets it.
Harry Dresden, Death Masks. — Jim Butcher

Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries. — Jim Butcher

So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying? — Jim Butcher

In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden. I'm on a mission from God. — Jim Butcher

Vanity, thy name is vampire. — Jim Butcher

Thank God for wisecracks. — Jim Butcher

Sticks and stones and small caliber bullets may break my bones ... Words will never, et cetera. — Jim Butcher

Tiny," Sanya rumbled to Michael, clenching a demonstrative fist. "But fierce. — Jim Butcher

I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire. — Jim Butcher

Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench. — Jim Butcher

Nobody can be bad at everything. There's no such thing as a perfect screwup. — Jim Butcher

In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge! — Jim Butcher

There's a fine line between audacity and idiocy. — Jim Butcher

Marcone's scum, but he's his own scum -Harry Dresden — Jim Butcher

Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some."
Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words. — Jim Butcher

Honey, I liked the Harry Potter movies, too, but that doesn't mean I ran out and got a Dark Mark tattooed onto my left forearm like you did. — Jim Butcher

Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first. — Jim Butcher

All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up. I'm Harry Dresden. I'm the new Winter Knight. — Jim Butcher

Seedy wasn't a fair description for the place, because seeds imply eventual regrowth and renewal. — Jim Butcher

You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think cynics are playful and cute. — Jim Butcher

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming. — Jim Butcher

You're reacted to the fear, but you haven't ever faced it and put it into the fight perspective. You have to make up your mind to overcome it. — Jim Butcher

You predicted quick victory. Now it's going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don't you know any better than that by now? — Jim Butcher

Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning. — Jim Butcher

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are. — Jim Butcher

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts. — Jim Butcher

Hope is a force of nature. Don't let anyone tell you different. — Jim Butcher

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat. — Jim Butcher

Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday. — Jim Butcher

She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice. — Jim Butcher

He had hard, steady eyes, and all the comforting, reassuring charm of a dental drill. - Harry Dresden describing Morgan — Jim Butcher

Life is too short, Harry. And there's nowhere near enough joy in it. If you find it, grab it. Before it's gone. — Jim Butcher

Whatever happened to "Ia, Ia, Cthulu fthtagn"? ... No one has a sense of style anymore
-Harry Dresden — Jim Butcher

Same result, only I'd be steam-cooked instead of roasted. — Jim Butcher

The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the whole place to the ground. — Jim Butcher

Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated. — Jim Butcher

I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you. — Jim Butcher

Where instinct fails, intellect must venture. — Jim Butcher

You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony. — Jim Butcher

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven. — Jim Butcher

Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells. — Jim Butcher

But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea. — Jim Butcher

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville. — Jim Butcher

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles! — Jim Butcher

It's not everyone who can teach you something about faith without saying a word to do it. — Jim Butcher

There's nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more ... secure. — Jim Butcher

Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up. — Jim Butcher

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else. — Jim Butcher

Hell's bells. I don't call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks. — Jim Butcher

Magic. It can get a guy killed. — Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden - I take responsibility for more impossible situations in the first twenty-four hours of being dead than most people do all day. — Jim Butcher

Time after time, history demonstrates that when people don't want to believe something, they have enormous skills of ignoring it altogether. — Jim Butcher

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face. Harry Dresden — Jim Butcher

Bite me, faerie fruitcake. — Jim Butcher

You're playing the creepy vibe a little hard," I said. "Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music. — Jim Butcher

Its amazing waht you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough.' ... Harry Dresden — Jim Butcher

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. — Jim Butcher

I don't believe in faeries! — Jim Butcher

The Blue Beetle was not a clown car," I said severely. "It was a machine of justice. — Jim Butcher

EASTER HAS BEEN CANCELED - THEY FOUND THE BODY — Jim Butcher

There aren't any magical words, really. Words just hold the magic. — Jim Butcher

Attention, shoppers! Discount specials on Harry Dresden's life. Slightly used, no refunds, limit one per customer. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. — Jim Butcher

I was seducing shepherdesses when you weren't a twinkle in your great-grandcestor's eyes. I think I know what I'm doing. — Jim Butcher

I'm afraid it isn't good news. The Council seems to have gone quite mad. — Jim Butcher

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe! — Jim Butcher

What can I say? I put the 'ick' in 'magic'. — Jim Butcher

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland. — Jim Butcher

Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions. — Jim Butcher

I've had a tense couple of days. And I've got to tell you, burning someone's face off sounds like a great way to relax. — Jim Butcher