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You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave back all your MONEY. — R.v.m.

I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy. — Dave Eggers

I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott

I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny. — Dave Barry

It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader. — L.A. Weatherly

He didn't laugh when he thought something was funny
he laughed when he was happy. — Rainbow Rowell

So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land — Richard Llewellyn

Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess. — Paul Feig

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. — Louis C.K.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. — Joan Rivers

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience. — Jim Gaffigan

I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything. — Maggie Smith

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

Um i'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,' Paris muttered. — Gena Showalter

Wanna see the rest of my happy place? — Dia Reeves

Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table. — Santosh Kalwar

Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I think people are plotting to make me happy. — J.D. Salinger

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner

Cassie asked.
asked Ax — Katherine Applegate

It's funny because being comedic and happy and lighthearted is who I am as a person, so they're easier emotions for me to connect with. — Lindsay Lohan

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight. — Ernie J Zelinski

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! — Gary Gulman

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side. — Phyllis McGinley

It's very funny. People do not want to achieve liberation or be happy. This is the basic guideline they teach you in Spiritual Training School. — Frederick Lenz

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you. — Adam Ferrara

Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! — Hannah Murray

Play and be happy. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time. — Steve Martin

David tells me that fairies never say 'We feel happy': what they say is, 'We feel dancey'. — J.M. Barrie

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' — Bob Hope

Love can do funny things to you. It can make you happy; it can make you sad. It can even make you downright miserable. — Danielle Violette

Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere. — Lorna Jane Cook

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. — Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all. — Gary D. Schmidt

I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person. — Ellen DeGeneres

You are only Half Happy unless you love them both equally: Friday & Monday! — Mohith Agadi

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world! — Kristen Schaal

Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time. — Jeff Lindsay

Imperfects are funny, lovable and perfect to be happy. Perfects are appreciated and left alone everytime!!!. — Nelson Jack

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak. — Dwayne Johnson

You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal. — Francois Lelord

Being funny is not the same as being happy. — Dana Gould

Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. — Charles M. Schulz

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben

The state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. — Plutarch

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh. — Rebecca McNutt

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work. — Ellen DeGeneres

I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier. — Ugo Ehiogu

I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit! — Sharon Swan

Happy COUPLES are those who have passed both chemistry and physics! — Mohith Agadi

I became at peace with the darkness or the personality that I have. I am usually pretty funny and happy. — Matt Berninger

One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humor. — Marshall McLuhan

I don't like happy stuff. I'm not funny. — Sondra Radvanovsky

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs. — Kasey Collin P. Dumdum

Act your age, not your shoe size. — Prince

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. — Ellen DeGeneres

Why are things always happy in Japanese restaurants? Just once, maybe I'd like to try the Sashimi of Discontent, or the Heartbroken Hand Roll — Amy Vansant

I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL. — Auliq Ice

On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence. — William Jennings Bryan

Foul!" yelled Jamie, who seemed extremely happy not to be the one facing a blade. "Distracting technique! Put your shirt back on right now. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system. — Ellen DeGeneres

That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's ... she's too happy. — Ellen DeGeneres

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. — Terry Pratchett

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch — Keisha Keenleyside

P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug — Jodi Lynn Anderson