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The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow's hangover — Nick Offerman

Well ... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there. — Colin Quinn

You're so lucky you never had morning sickness. It's horrible. Like a hangover without the good time. — Joni Rodgers

He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover. — Kingsley Amis

It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.' — Ken Jeong

I feel sorry for the '90s, because it was never able to be anything much more than the hangover to the party that was the '80s. — Simon Le Bon

With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head. — Tim O'Brien

My sister the nun, who wasn't going to wait for the bishop because she had an eighty-proof hangover, — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I've always taken my hangovers as consequence, not as a punishment. — John Steinbeck

Was I on a hangover? — Miranda Leek

The tranquilizers he had been given had worn off, leaving him with a drug hangover and a bitter grudge against the entire world. — Wilbur Smith

Larry woke up with a hangover that was not too bad, a mouth that tasted as if a baby dragon had used it for a potty chair — Stephen King

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky. — Eddie Condon

I shook my head to test for a hangover but it seemed that my alcohol-processing enzymes had done their job adequately. — Graeme Simsion

I'm getting too elderly to travel the length of the country for a free hangover. — Rosamunde Pilcher

He did not walk in beauty like the night. In fact, he slouched in warthog ugly like a Hangover Monday in Barstow, — Carsten Stroud

Breaking a fast feels like the exact opposite of a hangover. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

She bought a pint of whiskey and woke to discover that she had managed to construct a presentable hangover for herself on the morning of 1 January. — William Boyd

The sky was pure opal now. — Oscar Wilde

You are literally too stupid to insult. — Ed Helms

A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking. — Lemmy Kilmister

If you believe in Reincarnation, so my life has to be a hangover of my last one! — Fereidoon Yazdi

(a hangover without a head to torment is like a philanthropist without an institution to endow), — Tom Robbins

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth? — Richard Pryor

I guess that's why they call it Hell. — Jack Nicklaus

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. — Ellen DeGeneres

I woke up on my sister's couch with a raging hangover and an urge to kill my wife. — Gillian Flynn

Her head felt like elephants were doing the merengue on her cerebellum. — Susan Fanetti

It was the longest, most exquisite high of my life, but the hangover came first. — Dan Harris

Time was just a hangover from the past with no present meaning — Norman Maclean

I very carefully levered up an eyelid and shut it again fast. A merciless sunbeam had squirted straight in, making my brain bleed. — Kyril Bonfiglioli

The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta. — F Scott Fitzgerald

The hangover: such a cure, she thinks, for overthinking. — Naomi Wood

Love's an illusion. It's a dream you wake up from with an enormous hangover and net credit debt. I'd rather have cash. — Janet Fitch

Drug use makes you snappy, and you get very bad-tempered and have terrible hangovers. — Mick Jagger

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. — Zach Galifianakis

The 1980s are to debt what the 1960s were to sex. The 1960s left a hangover. So will the 1980s. — James Grant

Laurent entered, an edge to his grace, like a leopard with a headache. — C.S. Pacat

Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes. — John Waters

It's crazy in just the difference it makes turning up to sound check without a hangover. — Ladyhawke

Modern civilization is a product of an energy binge. Binges often end in hangovers. — Alfred W. Crosby

To the lucky dead who will not be feeling this hangover tomorrow. — Kurtis J. Wiebe

Home is where you hang your hangover. — James Crumley

There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid. — John Fowles

Tigers love pepper ... they hate cinnamon. — Zach Galifianakis

After debauches and orgies there always follows the moral hangover. — Jaroslav Hasek

People who think a tax boost will cure inflation are the same ones who believe another drink will cure a hangover. — Ronald Reagan

Her sunshine and rainbows smile was too bright for my emotional hangover. — Rebecca Donovan

We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. — Bruce Robinson

The plan was,we drink untill the pain is over but whats worse,the pain or the hangover? — Kanye West

I'm not much of a drinker. I'm an eater more than a drinker. So I feel that I don't have to wait to get a hangover in order to eat these. — Nigella Lawson

Foggy hangover ... fending off sloth and torpor ... the battle within!!!!! — Mukesh Kwatra

I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time. — Jack Kerouac

Book Hangover - The inability to start a new books because you're still living in the last book's world. — Anonymous

(Scientists haven't tested this, but I've come to find that a Gatorade, a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, and an Excedrin will cure any hangover.) "Hung — Amanda Hocking

Vitaly owns half a carton of Lucky Strikes, an electric guitar, and a hangover — Neal Stephenson

I've got a hangover."
"No, you hit your head on the floor."
"I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie. — Diana Wynne Jones

I was conscious, then, of a different ache, deeper and more sharp than the feeling of bereavement that a hangover will sometimes uncover in the heart. — Michael Chabon

A hangover is the wrath of grapes. — Dorothy Parker

What in the world is a hangover cure? — Brian Wilson

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover. — Homer

'The Hangover' was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world. — Todd Phillips

The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man. — Ben Affleck

My name is Catbug. What's yours? — Breehn Burns

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers. — Chelsea Handler

i think that book just gave me a hangover — Me

He left Himmel Street wearing his hangover and a suit. — Markus Zusak

Life: What a party, what a hangover. — Daniel Younger

I have a hangover that feels like someone let a cat loose inside my face. — Charles Yu

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover. — Jimmy Breslin

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative. — Mike Tyson

I had a hangover you could sell to science, — Bill Bryson

If you think the hangover from tequila shots is bad, wait till you've had junkie blood. — Cyma Rizwaan Khan

You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women. — Raymond Chandler

He's freed himself from every stigma, but he sits nursing his hangover of hatred ... . — Harper Lee

The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, someplace good. — Charles Bukowski

A phantom fish, half beaten to death, wriggled in my stomach. — Mike Mehalek

She was trying to get rid of a religious hangover. — Simone De Beauvoir

Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese. — Alan Garner

I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine. — Randy Wayne

Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do those fancy financial instruments? — George W. Bush

Steam was rising weirdly from his clothes. His hangover was visible. It heaved itself to his shoulders and sat there like a bag of wet cement. — Markus Zusak

When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I am in bed with a hangover he will have nothing to do with me. — Tracey Emin

There are many things wrong with you. A hangover just isn't one of them. — Alethea Kontis

The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover — Jimmy Breslin

Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet. — MCM

Hello, hangover. You nasty, nasty bitch. — Zoey Derrick

Having rebound sex to cure a heartbreak is like drinking alcohol to cure a hangover. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

Grease is the only cure for a hangover. — Cameron Diaz

The only cure for a real hangover is death. — Robert Benchley

How bout you and all your morals in that outfit that you borrowed/Make the most out of tonight and worry bout it all tomorrow. — Drake

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk. — Dorothy Parker

If it's possible to have a reading hangover, I have one. — Erika Swyler

It's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary. — Hunter S. Thompson

'The Hangover' was, like, solid. I laughed a bit, you know. Seven out of 10, maybe. But I made it 32 minutes into 'Hangover 2' before I walked out. — Evan Goldberg

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. — Margaret Cho

My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever. — Heather Morris

Unfortunately, the hangover may prove to be proportional to the binge. — Warren Buffett

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day. — Linda Sunshine

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like. — Garrison Keillor