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Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle.
— Hilary Mantel
She's so elderly that I'm sure she was alive before sex was invented. She conceived Mick's Dad by shaking hands with a stork.
— Charlotte Stein
Sid slapped her hands on the bar. "Good Lord, woman, unclench your sphincter and have another drink.
— Terri Osburn
Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
— Jerry Coleman
If he didn't want to be mauled by a sex-starved woman who hadn't gotten any skin in months, he'd better keep his hands to himself.
— Jody Wallace
Money feels funny in my hands. If I give you this slice of paper, you let me on the bus? It's ridiculous.
— Cameron Jace
It's a good thing Jack was no longer in my hands, because I would've pulled a full-on Kylo Ren temper tantrum.
— Rick Riordan
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
— Adam Carolla
We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.
— Chetan Bhagat
Can you put your hands on my crotch?""Why, hell no, I cannot." I didn't remember anything like this happening in Pride and Prejudice. — Jennifer Echols
For my sustenance at night,the whole that my hands can glean
from the gloom of the oak-gloomed oaks
the herbs and the plenteous fruits ... — Flann O'Brien
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.
— Jim Norton
I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand.
— Mitch Hedberg
If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down - or cheeks up.
— Charlaine Harris
She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds.
— Simone Elkeles
...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands.
— K.R. Grace
He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me.
— Veronica Blade
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
— Demetri Martin
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
We are about to be eaten by a dragon, you're crawling on bleeding hands through bat droppings, and you're worried about being proper?
— Bethany Wiggins
No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.
— Ivan Stoikov