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Make criticism in good time; don't get into the habit of criticizing only after the event.
— Mao Tse-tung
Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me omg boner.
— Leah Raeder
To live beneath sorrow, one must yield to it.
— Madame De Stael
If someone is robbing us, come back after buisness hours! Calla's voice came from upstairs.
— Maggie Stiefvater
The Federal appropriations process is a marathon, not a sprint, and we are at the beginning of that process.
— Jim Walsh
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
— Austin O'Malley
Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours.
— Colleen Hoover
Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain.
— Kyousuke Motomi
Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing. Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked.
— Tara Sivec
I felt both parents at my side no matter what I did.
— Mike Lowell
She picked up a handheld grenade launcher, cradling it like a baby.
— Kimberly Derting
Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no! — Jennifer L. Armentrout
You can tell that the capitalist system is in trouble when people start talking about capitalism.
— Terry Eagleton
My capacity for vanishing into whatever shadows happen to be around is a hard-won and precious skill.
— John Darnielle
Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage.
— Norm MacDonald
If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.
— Thom Yorke
This stupid toaster is ruining my life!
— Cole Gibsen
One of the first rules of playing the power game is that all bad news must be accepted calmly, as if one already knew and didn't care.
— Michael Korda
Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name.
— Jasinda Wilder
I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan