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H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By Ellie Alexander: One of the worst Oscar nods in history,

One of the worst Oscar nods in history, if you ask me." I — Ellie Alexander

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By H.L. Mencken: A man always blames the woman who fools

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. — H.L. Mencken

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By Julian Barnes: She was right off that scale, stranger; hurricane

She was right off that scale, stranger; hurricane force nine was a gentle breeze where she came from. — Julian Barnes

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By H.L. Mencken: Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. — H.L. Mencken

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you

Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet. — J.K. Rowling

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By Emily Blunt: Things happen in the way they usually should.

Things happen in the way they usually should. I'm a pretty fatalistic person. — Emily Blunt

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By Ransom Riggs: Fictions, whoppers and paradiddles.

Fictions, whoppers and paradiddles. — Ransom Riggs

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By H.L. Mencken: If I ever mary, it will be on

If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself — H.L. Mencken

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By Rene Descartes: Sensations are nothing but confused modes of thinking.

Sensations are nothing but confused modes of thinking. — Rene Descartes

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By Napoleon Bonaparte: Posterity will talk of Washington as the founder

Posterity will talk of Washington as the founder of a great empire, when my name shall be lost in the vortex of revolution. — Napoleon Bonaparte

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By Nassim Nicholas Taleb: my antidote to Black Swans is precisely to

my antidote to Black Swans is precisely to be noncommoditized in my thinking. But — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By Todd Helton: I rarely hit home runs in batting practice,

I rarely hit home runs in batting practice, and usually when I do feel that good, I'll have a bad game. — Todd Helton

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By Charles Lamb: A child's nature is too serious a thing

A child's nature is too serious a thing to admit of its being regarded as a mere appendage to another being. — Charles Lamb

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By Margaret Atwood: The thing about delirium is you think it's

The thing about delirium is you think it's great, but it actually isn't. — Margaret Atwood

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By Andy Stanley: If a volunteer can help us with an

If a volunteer can help us with an immediate need, we can put them in a place to make their greatest contribution. — Andy Stanley

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By Assegid Habtewold: When people don't trust you, they may walk

When people don't trust you, they may walk with you but they second guess every step you take- don't believe what you say is what you mean... — Assegid Habtewold

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By H.L. Mencken: Love is photogenic. It needs darkness room to

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness room to develop — H.L. Mencken

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By H.L. Mencken: It is more blessed to give than receive;

It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents. — H.L. Mencken

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By H.L. Mencken: A judge is a law student who marks

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. — H.L. Mencken

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By David Jeremiah: [Christ] will come again. But we must look

[Christ] will come again. But we must look to Scripture, not human thought, for our guide to preparing. — David Jeremiah

H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes By Jayne Anne Phillips: I don't write a novel every two years.

I don't write a novel every two years. — Jayne Anne Phillips