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Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism. — Greg Gutfeld

Trying to be cool, as a goal, forces you to ignore any lessons ingrained by the people who made you. — Greg Gutfeld

Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber. — Greg Gutfeld

The point of cool is to erase your ability to say no. Saying yes buys you cool cachet, but it always ruins your life later. — Greg Gutfeld

They say: "We're all immigrants." They mean: You hate brown people. You say: "I'm just for a line. Stand in line, asshole. — Greg Gutfeld

As we all know, there is no force stronger in the rhetorical universe than that of liberal race-guilt. — Greg Gutfeld

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does. — Greg Gutfeld

I never quit. I just got fired. — Greg Gutfeld

It's an economy based on the tooth fairy. — Greg Gutfeld

The problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down. — Greg Gutfeld

Politics is way cool, as long as it's progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians. — Greg Gutfeld

Job creation is important I think, but it's not the critical issue for Republicans. — Greg Gutfeld

The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover. — Greg Gutfeld

Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit. — Greg Gutfeld

I am not the least bit religious, but at least I stick up for the good work of religion and the cascade of benefits that come from religion. — Greg Gutfeld

Celebrities are the doormats to power. — Greg Gutfeld

I realized that no one needed to make fun of liberalism. It was hilarious on its own. — Greg Gutfeld

I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over. — Greg Gutfeld

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites. — Greg Gutfeld

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction. — Greg Gutfeld

I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power. — Greg Gutfeld

We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive. — Greg Gutfeld

How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria? — Greg Gutfeld

When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. — Greg Gutfeld

We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots. — Greg Gutfeld

The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true. — Greg Gutfeld

The only candidate I'd allow to play my music would be Bigfoot, and unless we're talking about foraging for squirrels, he's notoriously apolitical. — Greg Gutfeld

Cool is identified only by defining others as uncool. The velvet rope excludes before it invites. — Greg Gutfeld

I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers. — Greg Gutfeld

I would like to see a president with a monocle. — Greg Gutfeld

Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round. — Greg Gutfeld

When you have a TV show or when you are running a magazine, you have to remember that your audience isn't rich. They're not made of money. — Greg Gutfeld

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency — Greg Gutfeld

The irony of prison is that it takes years and years and years to plan an elaborate escape, but all you have is years and years and years. — Greg Gutfeld

I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere. — Greg Gutfeld

Good people suddenly don't turn bad. — Greg Gutfeld

92 people are killed every single day in car fatalities. What if we filmed every one of them? No one would drive cars. — Greg Gutfeld

You should try to get fired once in a while. It's good for you. — Greg Gutfeld

Makes me want to go to leave the United States and go to a more sensible place, like Texas. — Greg Gutfeld

Believe he should have to actually "work" like the rest of us and he thinks the constituents — Greg Gutfeld

When you get famous and rich when you're young, what happens is you start feeling insecure. — Greg Gutfeld

Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life. — Greg Gutfeld

So let me get this straight - we ban guns, but encourage movies glorifying guns? — Greg Gutfeld

You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black. — Greg Gutfeld

The definition of cool: popularity without achievement. It's how President Obama got the youth vote. Ask any kid who voted for him, — Greg Gutfeld

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white. — Greg Gutfeld

Republicans do actually care about health care. They just don't care about government-run health care. — Greg Gutfeld

Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead. — Greg Gutfeld

Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls — Greg Gutfeld

Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody. — Greg Gutfeld

The problem with Republicans and Conservatives is we attack each other. — Greg Gutfeld

Ocean privilege does not exist anymore. The world is small. We cannot rely on distance anymore. — Greg Gutfeld

If you question whether abortion should be seen as different from removing a tumor, then you must hate women. — Greg Gutfeld

Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror? — Greg Gutfeld

Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity. — Greg Gutfeld

I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere. — Greg Gutfeld

who just hasn't committed to — Greg Gutfeld

The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive. — Greg Gutfeld

That was pretty easy, and I wrote it while delousing my pet tapir. — Greg Gutfeld

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. — Greg Gutfeld

Security should not be a black and white thing. — Greg Gutfeld

The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool. — Greg Gutfeld

I've always wondered, how did Hitler get away with so much for so long? — Greg Gutfeld

ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator. — Greg Gutfeld

The thing which Reagan did, which was great, was he won the people. He marginalized the media. And that's what you need, an intellectual agility. — Greg Gutfeld

If Russia, if Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia. — Greg Gutfeld

Hurricanes, after all, are the product of global warming, caused by man and his insatiable lust for SUVs (but not private jets). — Greg Gutfeld

If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist. — Greg Gutfeld

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe. — Greg Gutfeld

Cool is a weapon created by creeps to obliterate the morals that good parents instill in their children. — Greg Gutfeld

Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement. — Greg Gutfeld

We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse. — Greg Gutfeld

The media is Obama's scandal condom. — Greg Gutfeld

America is like the greatest hit of the world. — Greg Gutfeld

ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody. — Greg Gutfeld

Some things get better with age. And then there's Madonna. — Greg Gutfeld

There are always gonna be people that are gonna be offended about something. This will never end. — Greg Gutfeld

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could — Greg Gutfeld

Separately.) The truth is that conservatives do have the cool message. — Greg Gutfeld

As P. J. O'Rourke once observed, no woman daydreams about being swept off her feet by a liberal. — Greg Gutfeld

When the government sees a poor area, its solution is to move the poor out. — Greg Gutfeld

I'm thinking about American votes and American - all Americans, black or white have to be concerned about what's happening in the world. — Greg Gutfeld

Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe. — Greg Gutfeld

The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible. — Greg Gutfeld

What I'm going to miss is the competition, being, that's OK, I can watch from the house. — Greg Gutfeld

If you're a Republican and rich, that's evil. But if you're a Democrat and rich, that's great. — Greg Gutfeld

I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon. — Greg Gutfeld

In the hands of fiends, guns will kill you. In your hands, they protect against such fiends. — Greg Gutfeld

Al Gore completely lied about climate change in an effort to make a lot of money. — Greg Gutfeld

Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality. — Greg Gutfeld

I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. — Greg Gutfeld