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Gum Quotes & Sayings

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, "Spit out that gum!" and a train says, "Choo choo choo! — Various

Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. — Mary Schmich

I speak Spanish like I chew spinach - like it's dried bubble gum stuck underneath a park bench. — Jarod Kintz

I've been compared to Inspector Clouseau ... or has he been compared to me? — I.B. Nosey

the first retail bar code scanner was used in 1974 to scan a pack of Wrigley's Juicy Fruit gum in a Marsh supermarket in Troy, Ohio. But — John Kounios

The gum is so minty in my mouth as I chew it, I can hardly inhale. It's like inhaling the steam off a block of ice, too fresh. — Laura Kasischke

When I was twenty years old, I had gum grafts put in. — Mallory Ortberg

Chocolate is an excellent flavor for ice cream but both unreasonable and disconcerting in chewing gum. — Fran Lebowitz

I kicked the door open, staff held ready to fight, and shouted, And I'm all outta bubble gum! — Jim Butcher

Television is chewing gum for the eyes. — Frank Lloyd Wright

Lending war equipment is a good deal like lending chewing gum. You don't want it back. — Robert A. Taft

His name was spicy and elastic, like cinnamon gum. — R. J. Anderson

For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school. — Brie Larson

Just kick ass, chew bubble gum, and drink black coffee. — Christopher Josephs

Red candy is my favorite - I like red string licorice, Swedish Fish, and red gum balls. — Dylan Lauren

I can't drop it. It's how I'm drawn. — I.B. Nosey

I can't live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things. — Kelis

Don't chew gum at an audition and wear really bad clothes. That doesn't work. You need to hear that! You need to hear practical advice. — Julie Halston

Bubble gum on a turd, Madison! You're a tutti-frutti enforcer. I am a warden. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. — Rebecca Chastain

In the soft, silty mouths of girls, grape gum and hot tongue, he concentrated and was able to dissolve the horror that had settled on him. — Lauren Groff

Men suck," Larsley says, blowing another bubble and then spitting the gum out the window, like she's trying to spit out the whole idea of men. — Alexandra Teague

A kind Providence furnishes the limpest personality with a little gum or starch in the form of tradition. — George Eliot

Since I was small, when I was in school, I was a business girl. I would buy things to sell, gums for three cents, things like that. — Selena

If at the cross every sin was covered, Satan's mouth is shut. He has no weapon. He can gum you but his fangs are gone. — John Piper

(When chlorophyll chewing gum came into fashion two decades later, it was that colour.) — Margaret Atwood

The barracuda antithesis is gumbo gum ball radio waterfall. — Todd Austin Hunt

I think that emotions affect you as much as x-rays and vitamins and car crashes. — Douglas Coupland

Our first kiss was soft, sweet. A question on my lips. He tasted like the watermelon bubble gum he was always chewing, and the stolen summer night. — Jessi Kirby

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. — Hank Ketcham

My songs aren't bubble gum pop dance songs and I don't have background dancers on every single song. — Avril Lavigne

Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum. — Bill Hader

I just stepped in gum again. — Mark Darley

Sound is the hard currency; meaning is the network of cultural and formal conventions that turns it into a stick of gum at the
candy store. — Randy Allen Harris

TV is chewing gum for the eyes. — Frank Lloyd Wright

Bubble gum and salt what a screwed up combination. — Emily Snow

I sit where the leaves of the maple and the gnarled and knotted gum are circling and drifting around me. — Alice Cary

The way things are going the faces on next year's bubble-gum cards will be lawyers. — Reggie Jackson

The three of them walked through the woods in silence. Sistine and Rob chewed Eight Ball gum, — Kate DiCamillo

The Brain is a chewed gum. — Deyth Banger

I'll be out having a good time and stick my gum on the side of my cup - I know, it's a horrible habit - and people will steal the cup. — Jenna Jameson

My mother had all these maxims - like, classy girls never chew gum, never read comic books, never get their ears pierced, never get their hair dyed. — Jennifer Tilly

It takes seven years to digest gum. — Stephen Chbosky

By gum,' said Digory, 'Don't I just wish I was big enough to punch your head! — C.S. Lewis

Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss — Diablo Cody

I don't know how people chew gum all day long. — Mireille Enos

Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine. — Tabatha Coffey

I feel sorry for anyone that I am obsessed with. I am worse than gum in your hair, very, very close to the roots. — Margaret Cho

Tic Tacs you actually swallow, though," Esther pointed out. "You own a Tic Tac. Gum is just borrowed. — Sarah Dessen

Presidential candidates don't chew gum. — Theodore C. Sorensen

There's nothing worse than seeing someone chewing gum on the red carpet! — Shay Mitchell

Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains. — Dave Barry

Australians were unique due to our corals, our apples, our gum trees and our kangaroos. — Harold Edward Holt

I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that. — Hilary Duff

I thought I was going to be the first person to die from gum build up clogging my stomach cavity — Katie Kacvinsky

The best time for gum is just before getting onstage. I need a minty-fresh microphone. — Dave Grohl

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Suddenly I blurted out. I love you more than everything in the entire galaxy combined into one potent, delicious piece of gum! — The Harvard Lampoon

So much of TV seems to be chewing gum for the eyes ... TV desperately needs more self-reliance and pride in the medium. — John Mason Brown

I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum. — Stephen Hawking

Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum. — David Letterman

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedposts overnight. If your mother said don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite? — Lonnie Donegan

It is a very pretty observation of old Isaac Ambrose that the gum which exudes from the tree without cutting is always the best. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. — Elbert Hubbard

Are you getting peanut butter in my hair?" "It's preventative. When I get gum in your hair later, it won't stick. — Rainbow Rowell

Be doin artists in like Cain did Abel,
Now they money's gettin stuck to the gum under the table. — GZA

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum. — Jerry Springer

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them. — Emo Philips

How can men be such lummoxes, such wads of chewing gum on our ballet slippers and still feel so good? — Tom Robbins

Television is bubble-gum for the mind — Frank Lloyd Wright

I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum. — Rachel G. Fox

Where else can bubble-gum hearts, the dream travellers, the serial killers, and the occasional guest-star from beyond the grave occupy the same space? — Clive Barker

The Maestro says it's Mozart but it sounds like bubble gum when you're waiting for the miracle to come. — Leonard Cohen

You can keep on chewing gum for ten hours, but after about a minute and a half you've got all the good out of it. — Twyla Tharp

I'm a major breath person, so I always have gum, mints. — Allison Williams

Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum! — Anthony Horowitz

Goodnight moon. Sweet dreams. Smile kindly upon this little blue gum ball of us while we sleep. — Dave Matthews

O land and soil, red soil and sweet-gum tree,
So scant of grass, so profligate of pines — Jean Toomer

A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it's so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman. — Jarod Kintz

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. — Emo Philips

You own a Tic Tac. Gum is just borrowed. - Esther — Sarah Dessen

Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes. — John Mason Brown

We keep grinning 'til the weekend comes, just a pinch between your cheek and gum, all night long. — Joe Walsh

He held his ground like a sweet gum stump trying hard to live in a spirit of love and action, not anger and reaction — Timothy B. Tyson

When I first met Billy I thought about sucking his eyes right out of their sockets. They're like turquoise gum drops. — Jo Treggiari

I was still new to this kind of adrenaline, the immediate release of anger instead of gnawing on it like overdue gum. — Catherine Lacey

The art of cinema begins with scraping the chewing gum off the seats. — Theodore Roszak

I hate when people are chomping their gum, even though I do it. I hate that. — Kendall Jenner

For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going. — Brie Larson

I don't eat bubble gum, but I like the smell. — Karl Lagerfeld

She wasn't actually chewing gum, but her demeanor was very much that of a gum chewer. — Gail Honeyman

I think worrying is a lot like chewing gum. Eventually it runs out of taste, and you've got to spit it out. — Karen White

If you want to be a true revolutionist, you must first quit chewing gum, because revolution requires high seriousness! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. We are left with sagging, rippled flesh and burning gums with empty sockets. — Raphael

If summer had a flavor, it was pink bubble gum. — Sarah Jio

Some people have a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time. Not me I cant ever get the gum out of the wrapper! — Bill Myers

I have a deal with a company that's going to do cards without the gum. I don't like sugarless gum, and I don't think it's much better for you. — Paul Reubens

Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, Chocolate Frogs, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum and Fizzing Whizzbees. There — J.K. Rowling

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member. — George Lopez

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum. — Rita Rudner