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Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: I think everything is fair game to a

I think everything is fair game to a certain extent. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: Rich people are just like us though they

Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive

I just always wonder if I'm too obsessive about subjects. I try to avoid that. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: Without my family, I'd be something.

Without my family, I'd be something. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: Would it be ironic if we had to

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda? — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: There's a kiss at the end of the

There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow more precious than a pot of gold. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: No matter what time of year it's always

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.

I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: I think of a lot of comedy being

I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: Is it common for people to become a

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic

I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: I really shine in front of prominently Jewish

I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: The key is to get it all down

The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: The definition of the word nerd has changed.

The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: Don't go back over your life with a

Don't go back over your life with a red pen. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: Maybe a silver lining to growing old is

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: I was born when my dad was 50

I was born when my dad was 50 ... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: As a child I most closely identified with

As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: When you're gay every party is a bad

When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: If you are 26 years old and you're

If you are 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets ... the Force is not with you. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: I think everything contributes to your creativity.

I think everything contributes to your creativity. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: I sometimes throw in a couple of swears

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn't want to be the tea party's go-to comedian. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: The popcorn button on the microwave is a

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: I just can't dance like no ones watching.

I just can't dance like no ones watching. I tried but it's futile. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: It's a real valley when I talk about

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: Say what you will about Gypsy women, but

Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent. — Gary Gulman

Gulman Gary Quotes By Gary Gulman: If you try to pop the unpopped kernels

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time. — Gary Gulman