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In 'Futurama,' the skin color is no longer yellow. They have actually evolved to cartoon skin tone. But they still have four fingers. — Matt Groening

You see, Marriage is like a Coffin, and each Kid is another Nail. — Matt Groening

Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career. — Matt Groening

Everybody is clever, just in their own ways — Matt Groening

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget. — Matt Groening

You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it. — Matt Groening

Judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist. — Matt Groening

'The Simpsons' is about alienation and the ambivalence of living with a family who you love but who drive you completely crazy. — Matt Groening

I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it. — Matt Groening

[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama. — Neil Gaiman

We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so. — Matt Groening

Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix. — Matt Groening

I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees — Matt Groening

I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great. — Matt Groening

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. — Matt Groening

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry! — Matt Groening

Being a good embalmer is a thankless job. — Matt Groening

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. — Matt Groening

I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain. — Matt Groening

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have. — Matt Groening

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. — Matt Groening

You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson) — Matt Groening

Oftentimes, what seems to be a street lunatic charging at me spouting gibberish turns out to be a devoted 'Simpsons' fan quoting their favorite line. — Matt Groening

I'll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. — Matt Groening

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. — Matt Groening

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. — Matt Groening

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. — Matt Groening

Of course I've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and no one listens to you!
- Russ Cargill — Matt Groening

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention. — Matt Groening

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes. — Matt Groening

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. — Matt Groening

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. — Matt Groening

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. — Matt Groening

One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie! — Matt Groening

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor. — Matt Groening

Si vas a hacer trampa, hazla con todas tus fuerzas — Matt Groening

'The Simpsons' is an especially collaborative show. — Matt Groening

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. — Matt Groening

The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny. — Matt Groening

If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain. — Matt Groening

I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top. — Matt Groening

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff. — Matt Groening

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. — Matt Groening

As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me. — Matt Groening

My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, "Oh, my God, I've arrived". — Matt Groening

A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things — Matt Groening

Don't have a cow, man. — Matt Groening

I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows? — Matt Groening

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again. — Matt Groening

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else. — Matt Groening

Me fail english? Thats unpossible. — Matt Groening

How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed? — Matt Groening

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. — Matt Groening

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening

I've found that child's play -stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy- was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult. — Matt Groening

You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done. — Matt Groening

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. — Matt Groening

Did you hear something?"
"No."
"Did I hear something?"
" ... I don't know ... — Matt Groening

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? — Matt Groening

Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to. — Matt Groening

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt ... I can't compete with that stuff. — Matt Groening

I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day. — Matt Groening

I'm a writer who just happens to draw. — Matt Groening

I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time. — Matt Groening

But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism! — Matt Groening

To alcohol! The cause of ... and solution to ... all of life's problems — Matt Groening

Painted on shirts went over so well I thought, why not painted on pants? Well, the big shot manager at Krusty Burger didn't agree! — Matt Groening

If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in. — Matt Groening

No matter how good you are at something there's always about a million people better than you. — Matt Groening

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
Mr. Burns — Matt Groening

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow. — Matt Groening

God often gives nuts to toothless people. - Matt Groening — Ann Brashares

Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked. — Matt Groening

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! — Matt Groening

The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too. — Matt Groening

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. — Matt Groening

Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy? — Matt Groening

Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness. — Matt Groening

Welcome to Suckersville, man. — Matt Groening

I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction. — Matt Groening

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? — Matt Groening

You watched it! You can't unwatch it! — Matt Groening

The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid. — Matt Groening

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun. — Matt Groening

For some reason, a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they'd be drawn with bulging eyes and no chin. — Matt Groening

When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries. — Matt Groening

Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney. — Matt Groening

The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat. — Matt Groening

Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
Reverend Lovejoy — Matt Groening

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. — Matt Groening

I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium. — Matt Groening

I'm a fan of animation and so, the more stuff that doesn't look like the other stuff that's out there, I'm in favor. — Matt Groening

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. — Matt Groening

My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.' — Matt Groening