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Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Gary Burghoff: I don't vote for the guy I trust.

I don't vote for the guy I trust. I vote for the guy who trusts me the most. — Gary Burghoff

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Ahmed Hulusi: When people aren't ready to hear a truth

When people aren't ready to hear a truth it is easier to label the discloser as insane to hide their own incapacity. — Ahmed Hulusi

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By K.M. Golland: Holy hell! Is that real or a pet

Holy hell! Is that real or a pet sea serpent that he just so happens to let sleep in his pants? — K.M. Golland

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Amy Winehouse: I'm always happy to blow up any misconceptions

I'm always happy to blow up any misconceptions that people have about stage school cos everyone thinks it's really nasty there but it's not. — Amy Winehouse

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Anne Corlett: Funny how the darkness smelled the same everywhere.

Funny how the darkness smelled the same everywhere. She could have been anywhere in the universe, anywhere at all. — Anne Corlett

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Charles Manson: There's nothing wrong with being incompetent. It just

There's nothing wrong with being incompetent. It just means you don't have to do as much. — Charles Manson

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Don Hertzfeldt: Most people's personalities and roles are locked by

Most people's personalities and roles are locked by the time they're nine or 10. I think there's something to that. — Don Hertzfeldt

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Michel De Montaigne: The memory represents to us not what we

The memory represents to us not what we choose but what it pleases. — Michel De Montaigne

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Kliph Nesteroff: Frank Fay [...] became renowned as the first

Frank Fay [...] became renowned as the first of the great comic emcees - and in many minds the first stand-up comedian. — Kliph Nesteroff

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Matthew Henry: The sentences in the book of providence are

The sentences in the book of providence are sometimes long, and you must read a great way before you understand their meaning. — Matthew Henry

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Paula McLain: though I leaned against him and tried to

though I leaned against him and tried to meet the kiss and to take it in, I couldn't quite feel it. I couldn't feel us. - — Paula McLain

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Jane Austen: Mr. Bennet replied that he had not.

Mr. Bennet replied that he had not. — Jane Austen

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Marcus Aurelius: Everything that exists is in a manner the

Everything that exists is in a manner the seed of that which will be. — Marcus Aurelius

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Heidi Cullinan: Kill them with kindness and if that didn't

Kill them with kindness and if that didn't work, use a shotgun — Heidi Cullinan

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: What you don't understand you cannot treasure

What you don't understand you cannot treasure — Sunday Adelaja

Great Stand Up Comedy Quotes By Debasish Mridha: We need to empower the world with the

We need to empower the world with the power of love. — Debasish Mridha