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Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.'
'Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something? — Kresley Cole

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. — Steven Wright

Cher is really down-to-earth, very nurturing, incredibly funny and fun, a great storyteller, and creates a great environment on the set. — Steve Antin

You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor. — Katie Nolan

Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically. — Julie Klausner

Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat. — James C. Collins

I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them. — Tom Althouse

There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me. — Homer

What's great about having an audience is they can let you know what they don't think is funny, and you can just cut that out and keep trying. — Maggie Carey

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

The only movie I can watch on a loop, over and over, is 'Help', the Beatles movie. It's so funny and irreverent and great. — Emma Stone

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny. — Jon Lovitz

I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people. — Tracy Morgan

I have a great ability to improvise verbally, and I am very funny on a dime. — Kate Braverman

Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed. — Neil Gaiman

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

Michael Bates was a very funny actor; he'd served in India, could speak Urdu, and had great comic timing. — Sanjeev Bhaskar

I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone? — Tom Brady

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering. — Kevin Nealon

What great comedians, great comic writers, great comic actors do is that they just read the headlines with the right eyebrow position and it's funny. — David Salle

I love writing with Adam Lambert. He's really funny and very fun, he's a great friend. — Bonnie McKee

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

One of my favorite comedies is 'Groundhog Day' and 'Scrooged.' I love Bill Murray, and I think he's a great example of an actor who is funny. — Fiona Gubelmann

He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good. — Cherise Sinclair

We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up. — Stephen K. Amos

Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie — Barney Kessel

All the great guitarists have a spirit-a way they play and don't play. — Eddie Martinez

It's great working with Steve Carell and Jim Carrey. Those guys are really funny. — Steve Buscemi

It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores. — Yvette Nicole Brown

The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. — Don Roff

I love Kate Moss. I've worked with her a couple of times, and she is a great girl, really funny and easy to work with. — Twiggy

Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women. — Zooey Deschanel

Acting is all about big hair and funny props ... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it. — Harold Ramis

I love being a mum. Sophia is so funny and has a great personality. — Abbey Clancy

That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on. — John Lambie

Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great. — Derek Thompson

My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died. — Norm MacDonald

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire

Cram nailed his colours to the mast and threw down the Great Pretender — Ron Pickering

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick. — Nicole McKay

Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with. — Eric Roberts

As long as you're excited about what you're playing, and as long as it comes from your heart, it's going to be great. — John Frusciante

Judgement comes from experience, and great judgement comes from bad experience. — Bob Packwood

The great thing about Eminem is, he's just hysterical. You forget, people like Eminem because he is riotously funny. And he's a great actor. — Judd Apatow

Nature, time and patience are three great physicians. — Henry George Bohn

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up! — Dylan Moran

Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just get sweeter and sweeter. — Gail Carriger

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. — Nicole McKay

Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans. — Karina Halle

If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great. — Erin Dionne

The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill. — Cuthbert Soup

It is difficult to be funny and great at the same time. Aristophanes and Moliere and Mark Twain must sit below Aristotle and Bossuet and Emerson. — Stephen Leacock