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Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.''Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something? — Kresley Cole
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
— Steven Wright
Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.
— James C. Collins
I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them.
— Tom Althouse
There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.
— Tracy Morgan
Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.
— Shannon L. Alder
Michael Bates was a very funny actor; he'd served in India, could speak Urdu, and had great comic timing.
— Sanjeev Bhaskar
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.
— Kevin Nealon
I love writing with Adam Lambert. He's really funny and very fun, he's a great friend.
— Bonnie McKee
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
One of my favorite comedies is 'Groundhog Day' and 'Scrooged.' I love Bill Murray, and I think he's a great example of an actor who is funny.
— Fiona Gubelmann
He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good.
— Cherise Sinclair
We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up.
— Stephen K. Amos
Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie
— Barney Kessel
It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores.
— Yvette Nicole Brown
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
— Zooey Deschanel
Acting is all about big hair and funny props ... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
— Harold Ramis
That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.
— John Lambie
Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great.
— Derek Thompson
My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
— Norm MacDonald
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.
— Reba McEntire
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
— Nicole McKay
As long as you're excited about what you're playing, and as long as it comes from your heart, it's going to be great.
— John Frusciante
Nature, time and patience are three great physicians.
— Henry George Bohn
Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just get sweeter and sweeter.
— Gail Carriger
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
— Nicole McKay
Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans.
— Karina Halle
If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great.
— Erin Dionne
