Grandpa Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Grandpa

Grandpa Quotes & Sayings

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If you can't impress them with your personality, baffle them with your bullsh** — Grandpa

You can't dwell on what might have been ... and it's not fair to condemn him for something he hasn't done. — Wendelin Van Draanen

O Grandpa turned the rusty latchkey of his magnificent remembery and set free a symphony of stories — Glenda Millard

We did all the standard camp numbers: "Down By The Aegean," "I Am My Own Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa," "This Land is Minos's Land. — Rick Riordan

Thanks to my grandpa, I can go to France and not be visiting Germany. He single-handedly won WWII (he only has one hand). — Jarod Kintz

I'm so much fun. Every kid wishes I was their grandpa! I'm the Motor City Madgramps. — Ted Nugent

I wanted to be able to tell my grandkids one day, "Hey, your grandpa ran into a burning building and survived." — Channing Tatum

Grandpa says we've got everything to make us happy but happiness. — Ellen Glasgow

...And somewhere along the line in my literary career, I discovered the differences between grammar and grandpa, and write from wrong. — Dan Adams

Fine," Grandpa said. "You fetch your evil Librarian mother from the jail. I'll go warm up the giant penguin! — Brandon Sanderson

Aw honey. Today's as important as forever." Grandpa Joe in "Shave and a Haircut" Flash Warden and Other Stories — Eileen Granfors

Grandma, Grandpa, Auntie Cam started a fire at work. And she got an erection! — Kelly Moran

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. — Gene Perret

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly. — Gene Perret

Grandpa had made the Lord seem so real, I wouldn't of been surprised if he'd said good night to Him. But after a long pause he just said a-men. — Olive Ann Burns

Over Kyle's shoulder she could see grandpa, looking like a cross between a grizzly bear and a giant pissed-off blowfish. — P.C. Cast

If you live on the railroad tracks the train's going to hit you, Grandpa used to say.
Brown Dog — Jim Harrison

Because if Grandpa Portman wasn't honorable and good, I wasn't sure anyone could be. — Ransom Riggs

Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated. — Paulette Alden

Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Honestly, he raised chickens, so he should have seen it coming. — Jarod Kintz

Grandpa Portman really knew how to keep a secret, didn't he?""Are you kidding? The man was an emotional Fort Knox. — Ransom Riggs

When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer. — Natalie Portman

My dad knows every single accent from being an old Yiddish grandpa to being Indian or Jamaican. It was very cool to grow up with that. — Ashley Bell

What man doesn't have dress socks and shoes?" he asks pointedly. "You wanna grow up to be a hobo? — Liz Reinhardt

It's one of nature's way that we often feel closer to distant generations than to the generation immediately preceding us. — Igor Stravinsky

My grandpa was in the Navy, but it wasn't something that was expected or planned for me to do. — Adam Driver

Holding these babies in my arms makes me realize the miracle my husband and I began. — Betty Ford

We gotta appreciate Grandpa while he's still with us, an not save our caring for his funeral day. — V.C. Andrews

I loved Grandpa Reed. Without a doubt, he was my favorite grandparent. — Kimberly Willis Holt

It's a different story because guess what, the kid is only 28 years old, 28. He's not his dad, not his grandpa. He's 28 years old. — Dennis Rodman

Don't you try to pacify me!" screamed Grandpa Joe, waggling a finger at her. "I know when something's afoot! And something's definitely afoot! — Clayton Smith

Why worry about things you have no control over? — John Russell

I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left. — Gene Perret

My grandpa once told me never to provoke an injured bear, especially one nursing its wounds, but sometimes the bear needs to be poked. — Katie McGarry

Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many. — Anthony Jeselnik

There's nothing wrong with seeing. If you see a "bad future", just change it, is all. Things'll turn out okay, as long as you don't give up! — Sakura Tsukuba

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. — Molly Harper

The banjo am the instrument for me. — Grandpa Jones

I started watching movies my grandpa did, and I saw what an impact they made on the world. That's when I said, 'Hey, I want to do that too.' — Steven R. McQueen

I never hurt Grandpa or Sue or Billy. I love humans. And wolf-people like my Jacob. — Stephenie Meyer

To become a grandparent is to enjoy one of the few pleasures in life for which the consequences have already been paid. — Robert Breault

Chester had even told Zane to call him Grandpa. — Abigail Roux

Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once! — Stephen Colbert

Funky like your grandpa's drawers, don't test me
We in like that, you're dead like Presley — Q-Tip

My grandpa showed me how to build stamina onset behind the scenes on 'Twixt.' — Gia Coppola

Grandpa, that's something I never am." I asked him, "What's that?" And he said, "Lonesome in my spirits." Eli to Eben — Mary Ann Shaffer

Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents. — William Osler

Grandpa, that's something I never am ... Lonesome in my spirits — Annie Barrows

My grandpa had a saying before he died: You can hope in one hand, shit in the other, and see which is filled first. — Chris Colfer

One day my grandson said to me, grandpa were you a hero in the war? And i said to him no I'm not a hero, but I have served in a company full of them. — Dick Winters

At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed. — Rodney Dangerfield

I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
-Grandpa Joe — Roald Dahl

The kid smiled, "Not just any fire extinguisher. It's a bomb. My grandpa was in Iraq. This is an IED. He showed me how to make them. — Eric Johnson

Whoa!!! I heard I offended one of my all time favorite artists Ray Price by my statement Nobody wants to listen to their grandpas music. — Blake Shelton

If a job is worth doing, it is worth doing well. my grandpa — Fred Scott

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow. — Will Advise

You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you. — R.K. Lilley

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. — Gene Perret

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet. — Gene Perret

Grandpa Mo choked out. They ... they ... they are hungry. Very hungry. — R.L. Stine

The best way out of your own troubles is to help somebody else with theirs," Grandpa John said. "Works every time. — Andrea Hurst

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first. — Lois Wyse

My grandpa told me, 'Learn to love anxiety, because it never goes away in moviemaking.' — Gia Coppola

The world's a scary place these days. Grandpa,, you've seen worse things, haven't you? Please tell me the world has always been like this. — Juan Gabriel Vasquez

I go to my grandchildren. They keep their grandpa informed on what's going on. — Ben Vereen

Remember your grandpa's saying: kill them with kindness. — C.B. Cook

I hate how my past actions keep messing up my future options, Seth muttered.
Then you've started down the road to wisdom, Grandpa replied. — Brandon Mull

Although Grandpa never put it in words for me, one thing I learned from him was that being admired gives you more power than being feared. — Dean Koontz

I don't want just 25-year-old girls watching my show. I want Grandma, Grandpa and Mom and Dad and the kids. I just want everyone to hear good music. — Drake Bell

The best gift I've ever gotten ... My grandpa gave me a Polaroid camera when I was younger. It was awesome! — Camren Bicondova

Everybody's got the seam of goodness in them, Kit," said Grandpa. "Just a matter of whether it can be found and brought out into the light. — David Almond

My grandpa always said asking a question is embarrass for a moment but not asking a question is embarrasing for a life time — Haruki Murakami

Yeah. You were too little I guess. Hondo was a good horse. Grandpa loved him as much as you love Sackett. — Amy Harmon

I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while. — Billy Crystal

Why doesn't the Good Book say honor thy children, Grandpa, why doesn't it? — V.C. Andrews

So George Burns and my grandpa took me to my first baseball game. — Leigh Steinberg

After a moment, she turned to Adam and pronounced him, Hero. Because he's yours, Grandpa, and you're an American hero like my daddy. — Kallypso Masters

I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I'd find the same set of grandkids. — Robert Breault

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them. — Gene Perret

It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. — Mike Krzyzewski

Grandpa Patterson used to say: Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. — Debbie Macomber

KIRBY: A man can't give up his business.
GRANDPA: Why not? You've got all the money you need. You can't take it with you. — George S. Kaufman

I'm still raising kids myself, so I don't feel like a grandpa. — Sammy Hagar

I don't see how anything like that can keep a coon in a tree," I said. "It'll keep him there all right," Grandpa — Wilson Rawls

Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows.
"We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains. — Ilona Andrews

The grandpa just stares backward at a world that no longer exists, or forward at a world beyond his comprehension. — David R. Gillham

I grew up listening to Frank Sinatra, riding in the car with my grandpa, and I was just intrigued by it. — Brett Eldredge

Justice without strength isn't justice at all. — Shinjirou

My grandpa was a preacher. — Dolly Parton

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. — Gene Perret

My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn. — Louis Adamic

Davey saw Violet climbing down to make the tea, and decided that he'd better get Grandpa off the ceiling. After all, they had company. — J.M. Kessler

My grandpa taught me how to live off the land. — Hank Williams Jr.

Sometimes I make more money in a weekend than my grandpa made in a year. — Diplo

Grandpa has presided over the neighborhood as it went from low-income haven for immigrant families to yuppie enclave. — Rachel Cohn

Life can be the worst bully in the world," Grandpa said and pointed a finger at Mathieu. "And you will stand up to that bully. — Francois Houle

Your dad wasn't just a lousy gambler. He was a disloyal sneak who spied on my grandpa at the bakery. - Sara Jane — T.M. Goeglein

I think my great-grandpa was an opera singer or something. — Jennifer Damiano

My grandpa always tells me that 45-minute lunches are key because an army marches on its stomach. — Gia Coppola

President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.' — Jimmy Fallon