Graham Chapman Quotes
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Graham Chapman Quotes & Sayings
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I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
— Graham Chapman
Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon.
— Graham Chapman
The earth is a loving God's gift to us, and we show our love for His work by practicing good stewardship. - Janet Graham
— Gary Chapman
Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!
— Graham Chapman
Tis but a scratch!""A scratch? Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't."
"Then what's that?"
"Oh come on, pansy! — Graham Chapman
There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
— Graham Chapman
NI! Oh no! Not ni! — Graham Chapman
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
— Graham Chapman
Camelot is a silly place.
— Graham Chapman
We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable.
— Graham Chapman
One, two, ... five!""Three, my lord. — Graham Chapman
One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.
— Graham Chapman
I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats.
— Graham Chapman
It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
— Graham Chapman
Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
— Graham Chapman
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
— Graham Chapman
Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.
— Graham Chapman
Your Life our your lupines!"Dennis Moore — Graham Chapman
A murderer is only an extroverted suicide.
— Graham Chapman
Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.
— Graham Chapman
By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants ...
— Graham Chapman
I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.
— Graham Chapman
I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
— Graham Chapman
When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.
— Graham Chapman
Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark
— Graham Chapman
I fart in your general direction.
— Graham Chapman
All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.
— Graham Chapman
Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.
— Graham Chapman
We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!
— Graham Chapman
If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten.
— Graham Chapman
We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
— Graham Chapman
World War II ... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.
— Graham Chapman
Sometimes when we mine a person's life, we find a heart of gold beyond the crusty exterior. - Janet Graham -
— Gary Chapman
She turned me into a newt.... But I got better... — Graham Chapman
It's just a flesh wound!
— Graham Chapman
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
— Graham Chapman