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Graham Chapman Quotes & Sayings

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I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! — Graham Chapman

Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon. — Graham Chapman

The earth is a loving God's gift to us, and we show our love for His work by practicing good stewardship. - Janet Graham — Gary Chapman

Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!! — Graham Chapman

Tis but a scratch!"
"A scratch? Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't."
"Then what's that?"
"Oh come on, pansy! — Graham Chapman

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount. — Graham Chapman

NI!
Oh no! Not ni! — Graham Chapman

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? — Graham Chapman

Camelot is a silly place. — Graham Chapman

When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled. — Graham Chapman

We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable. — Graham Chapman

One, two, ... five!"
"Three, my lord. — Graham Chapman

One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air. — Graham Chapman

My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white. — Graham Chapman

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats. — Graham Chapman

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others. — Graham Chapman

We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified. — Graham Chapman

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people. — Graham Chapman

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? — Graham Chapman

You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show. — Graham Chapman

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply. — Graham Chapman

Your Life our your lupines!"
Dennis Moore — Graham Chapman

Who can you surprise with your service this week? - Janet Graham — Gary Chapman

A murderer is only an extroverted suicide. — Graham Chapman

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. — Graham Chapman

By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants ... — Graham Chapman

I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim. — Graham Chapman

I hope I will have achieved something lasting. — Graham Chapman

When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime. — Graham Chapman

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark — Graham Chapman

I fart in your general direction. — Graham Chapman

All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person. — Graham Chapman

Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable. — Graham Chapman

WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color? — Graham Chapman

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing! — Graham Chapman

If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten. — Graham Chapman

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing! — Graham Chapman

I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets. — Graham Chapman

World War II ... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us. — Graham Chapman

Sometimes when we mine a person's life, we find a heart of gold beyond the crusty exterior. - Janet Graham - — Gary Chapman

She turned me into a newt.
... But I got better... — Graham Chapman

It's just a flesh wound! — Graham Chapman

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean? — Graham Chapman