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There is no delete button for bigotry. — Tom Brokaw

There was that word again.Gift.If it was a gift it was a stupid one. — Rebecca Sky

I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops. — Andy Samberg

If thought makes free, so does the moral sentiment. The mixtures of spiritual chemistry refuse to be analyzed. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. — Elbert Hubbard

The gods are never that good. — George R R Martin

Encourage 'random' picks on the ball because they cannot be scouted — Doc Rivers

Every accident, no matter how minor, is a failure of the organization. — Jerome F. Lederer

I hate going out and being in crowds or being in clubs. I can't deal with it, and I don't like it; I've never liked it. — Megan Fox

Of course, every job I ever had I thought I was born for. — Jack Kemp

I can tell you how bad our boards are ... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings. — Carl Icahn

When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. — Katie Couric

People will say you can't do good and do well. They're wrong, that's idiotic advice. — Soledad O'Brien

Remember that there's no one way of doing things ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open. — Fred Armisen

Reality is perfect light. It frees you from the limitations of this world, from the ugliness, from the unhappiness of limited perception. — Frederick Lenz

Sometimes karma takes years to pay a person back, but that day, it had a fast backhand return ... — Joshilyn Jackson

I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed. — Anderson Cooper

Without anxiety and illness I should have been like a ship without a rudder. — Edvard Munch

Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces. — Amy Poehler

I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech. — Art Buchwald

I was a Democrat before I was a Republican before I became an independent and I never changed my principles. — Michael Bloomberg

Not only must a warrior be strong with his bow, but he must have a heart full of pity for all living creatures. — Eiji Yoshikawa

Become goddesses of disobedience. — Naomi Wolf

I don't want to die ... I don't want to die poor. Two great motivators in the history of human cultures. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Propaganda is that branch of the art of lying which consists in nearly deceiving your friends without quite deceiving your enemies. — Francis Cornford

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job ... Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us. — Bill Cosby

A relentless focus on the outward markers of success can lead to complacency. It can make you lazy. — Barack Obama

I wish that someone had said to me that it's normal to feel lost for a little while. — Ira Glass

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy. — Seth MacFarlane

Defining myself, as opposed to being defined by others, is one of the most difficult challenges I face. — Carol Moseley Braun

I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself. — John Candy

After a great game or a great practice, man, I feel on top of the world. — Josh Freeman