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US government button specifications run to twenty-two pages. This fact on its own yields a sense of what it is like to design garments for the Army. — Mary Roach

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena. — Jon Stewart

The President of the Universe holds no real power. His sole purpose is to take attention away from where the power truly exists ... — Douglas Adams

Republicans: 'we fought the good fight' - yeah, it woulda been worth it if we could have prevented just one poor kid from getting a free inhaler. — Bill Maher

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. — Edith Sitwell

Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call. — George W. Bush

I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. — Albert Einstein

The best thing to learn from any government is that it does not get affacted by what other people talk or think about it. — Amit Kalantri

Word of the day- kakistocracy. From the Greek meaning government by the worst persons, least qualified or most unprincipled. — Peggy Noonan

Everything not forbidden is compulsory — T.H. White

Her words reminded him of a comforting truth: Joan Flynn was a bright woman, and nowhere near as self-absorbed as others of her station could be. — Grace Burrowes

If we start without confidence, we have already lost half the battle and we bury our talents. — Pope Francis

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. — Tom Robbins

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government — Monty Python And The Holy Grail

The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I'm with the federal government, Drummond, Trust me is another way of saying I'm lying. — Brian Haig

A Book for the Service Minded as well as the Government Bashers, on How to Be and How Not to Be. — Mahesh Ubhayakar

Good morning, baby. You know that the government has a responsibility for their own actions. — Zechariah Barrett

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! — Jerry Seinfeld

I'll play it and tell you what it is later. — Miles Davis

You're Professor Mills? The new one who teaches history?
As opposed to the old Professor Mills who preached overthrow of the government? — Josh Lanyon

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter. — Terry Pratchett

Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa

Most people will be a great success if they focus on doing what is important and not what is urgent or pleasant. — Debasish Mridha

Books are a staircase to unknown worlds. — Jason Ellis

Your king is SUPPOSED to explode? What kind of government system is that? — Jefferson Smith

My father always said that government is like watching another man piss in your boot. Someone feels better but it certainly isn't you. — Orson Scott Card

We do need a system, and we do need you and your 'Bertos, and sometimes we need Sam to just come along and kick some ass. - Quinn — Michael Grant

I froze, shocked. (And don't try to claim that you did anything different the first time a government bureaucrat pulled a gun on you.) — Brandon Sanderson

Remove God from the world of ideas. Remove government, politics from society. Keep sex, humor, utilities. Let private property go. — John Cage

At 5.45 a.m. the important scientists finished their coffee and played rock paper scissors to see who had to phone the government. — Mitch Benn

It's all very well to put the government in the hands of the perfect man, but what do you do when the perfect man gets a bellyache? — David Eddings