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Good Puns Quotes By Fred Allen: Hanging is too good for a man who

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. — Fred Allen

Good Puns Quotes By Mason Cooley: My self-absorption warms me; yours boils me.

My self-absorption warms me; yours boils me. — Mason Cooley

Good Puns Quotes By Tarryn Fisher: Love comes slow, but God does it go

Love comes slow, but God does it go fast. He was beautiful - then he was ugly. I esteemed him, then I esteemed him not. — Tarryn Fisher

Good Puns Quotes By Matt Dunn: Skinny jeans were only good if you had

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes. — Matt Dunn

Good Puns Quotes By Hill Harper: Poverty existed before January 20, 2008, OK? Before

Poverty existed before January 20, 2008, OK? Before President Obama took office. — Hill Harper

Good Puns Quotes By Steven Wright: I haven't changed at all. I'm the same

I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11. — Steven Wright

Good Puns Quotes By Jon Stewart: People, if you can't get through the puns,

People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff. — Jon Stewart

Good Puns Quotes By Karin Slaughter: I love puns. I've been known to turn

I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor. — Karin Slaughter

Good Puns Quotes By Iris Murdoch: The substance of my life is a private

The substance of my life is a private conversation with myself which to turn into a dialogue would be equivalent to self-destruction. — Iris Murdoch

Good Puns Quotes By Margaret Atwood: Would I laugh?""Matter of fact, you would," says

Would I laugh?"
"Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. — Margaret Atwood

Good Puns Quotes By Russell D. Moore: Charleston was where America split apart in 1861.

Charleston was where America split apart in 1861. Maybe it's where America comes together in 2015. — Russell D. Moore

Good Puns Quotes By Natalia Makarova: A real ballerina must fill her space with

A real ballerina must fill her space with her own personality. — Natalia Makarova

Good Puns Quotes By Rick Steves: I've got an efficiency and a guerrilla approach

I've got an efficiency and a guerrilla approach ... plus a unique synergy where everything I do helps everything else because it's overlapping. — Rick Steves