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Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing. — Mark Twain

No man has an appreciation so various that his judgment is good upon all varieties of literary work. — Mark Twain

Say - what is dead cats good for, Huck?" "Good for? Cure warts with. — Mark Twain

A good and wholesome thing is a little harmless fun in this world; it tones a body up and keeps him human and prevents him from souring. — Mark Twain

She agreed with Mark Twain that golf was a good walk spoiled. — Jonathan Maberry

He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather. — Mark Twain

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. — Mark Twain

If You don't read good books, then you are no better than an unlettered Man — Mark Twain

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. — Mark Twain

It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient. — Mark Twain

It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense — Mark Twain

Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it. — Mark Twain

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The truth should never be permitted to stand in the way of a good story. — Mark Twain

Good-bye...if we meet... — Mark Twain

Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. — Mark Twain

Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. — Mark Twain

It takes three weeks to prepare a good ad-lib speech. — Mark Twain

I saw men whom thirty years had changed but slightly; but their wives had grown old. These were good women; it is very wearing to be good. — Mark Twain

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. — Mark Twain

Be good and you will be lonesome. — Mark Twain

There's a good spot tucked away somewhere in everybody. You'll be a long time finding it, sometimes. — Mark Twain

An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect. — Mark Twain

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. MARK TWAIN — Guy Kawasaki

Not a sparrow falls to the ground without His seeing it." "But it falls, just the same. What good is seeing it fall? — Mark Twain

Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use. — Mark Twain

None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good. — Mark Twain

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive. — Mark Twain

A book I suggest to everybody is called, "Mysterious Stranger" by Mark Twain. It's about Satan and his visit here. A good book. — Richard Ramirez

God puts something good and loveable in every man His hands create. — Mark Twain

Do good when you can, and charge when you think they will stand it. — Mark Twain

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. — Mark Twain

A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation. — Mark Twain

Golf is a good walk spoiled. — Mark Twain

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. — Mark Twain

All good things arrive unto them that wait - and don't die in the meantime. — Mark Twain

There is nothing more frustrating than a good example. — Mark Twain

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. — Mark Twain

If books are not good company, where shall I find it? — Mark Twain

The fact is, the king was a good deal more than a king, he was a man; and when a man is a man, you can't knock it out of him. — Mark Twain

A man can't get his rights in a govment like this. Sometimes I've a mighty notion to just leave the country for good and all. — Mark Twain

It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog. — Mark Twain

I can last two months on a good compliment. — Mark Twain

Music is a good thing; and after all that soul-butter and hogwash, I never see it freshen up things so, and sound so honest and bully. — Mark Twain

Stars and shadows ain't good to see by. — Mark Twain

Spare the rod and spile the child, as the Good Book says. I'm a laying up sin and suffering for us both, — Mark Twain

All the memories in the world, good or bad, are not worth one slender hope for the future; and — Mark Twain

How lucky Adam was. He knew when he said a good thing, nobody had said it before. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain once said, I can live for two months on a good compliment. — Gary Chapman

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. — Mark Twain

Be good and you will be lonely. — Mark Twain

Prophecy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. — Mark Twain

It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain one. — Mark Twain

Good fathers not only tell us how to live, they show us. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain said that Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before. — Anne Lamott

Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it — Mark Twain

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting — Mark Twain

Supposing is good, but finding out is better. — Mark Twain

Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful. — Mark Twain

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates. — Mark Twain

Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing! — Mark Twain

It's not the good that die young, it's the lucky. — Mark Twain

Good exercise for the heart: reach out and help your neighbor — Mark Twain

It does us all good to unbend sometimes. — Mark Twain

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. — Mark Twain

Oh, anybody can run a tick down that don't belong to them. I'm satisfied with it. It's a good enough tick for me." "Sho, there's — Mark Twain

The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the fellow who can't read a line. — Mark Twain

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"Ah, good your Worship, what would they do with more? Truly they have not two bodies each. — Mark Twain

I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself. — Mark Twain

It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy. — Mark Twain

I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty. — Mark Twain

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. — Mark Twain

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch. — Mark Twain

There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice. — Mark Twain

I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one. — Mark Twain

Manners!" he said. "Why, it is merely the truth, and truth is good manners; manners are a fiction. The castle is done. Do you like it? — Mark Twain

This is Huck Finn, a child of mine of shady reputation. Be good to him for his parent's sake. — Mark Twain

The exquisitely bad is as satisfying to the soul as the exquisitely good. Only the mediocre is unendurable. — Mark Twain

Half of the results of a good intentions are evil; half the results of an evil intention are good. — Mark Twain

During the gold rush its a good time to be in the pick and shovel business — Mark Twain

He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming. — Mark Twain

It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. — Mark Twain

A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways. — Mark Twain

A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs. — Mark Twain

The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone — Mark Twain

There is only one good sex. The female one. — Mark Twain

The Bible has noble poetry in it ... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies. — Mark Twain

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. — Mark Twain

Indeed, none but the Deity can tell what is good luck and what is bad before the returns are all in. — Mark Twain

Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement. — Mark Twain

One ought always to lie, when one can do good by it; — Mark Twain

There are a thousand excuses for failure but never a good reason. - MARK TWAIN — Brian Tracy

A woman's intuition is better than a man's. Nobody knows anything, really, you know, and a woman can guess a good deal nearer than a man. — Mark Twain

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. — Mark Twain

I hate editors, for they make me abandon a lot of perfectly good English words. — Mark Twain

Those who don't read good books have no advantage over those who can't. — Mark Twain

Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten. — Mark Twain

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her. — Mark Twain

A good legible label is usually worth, for information, a ton of significant attitude and expression in a historical picture. — Mark Twain

So I "feckup" words sometimes ... I write in a colloquial style, so did Mark Twain. Seems I'm in pretty good company. — Emma Paul

Humor is the good natured side of a truth. — Mark Twain