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Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.'
'Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something? — Kresley Cole

The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

Working for Mab now, are you, Wolfman?" he smirked. "Like a good little attack dog? Will you also roll over and beg if she asks? — Julie Kagawa

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. — Larry David

I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen. — Buffy Andrews

I am not fake, I am just to good to be true — Mahsati Abdul

My "Christianity" was once again just the American religion of work hard, do good, feel good, and maybe God will say, "We good. — Jefferson Bethke

I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good. — Andy Richter

You see a wile, you thwart. Am I right? — Terry Pratchett

I hate that there's never anyting good on TV on Saturday afternoons. It's like even the networks are trying to get you off your ass and have a life. — Julie Murphy

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. — Chris Lilley

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good. — Jon Lovitz

Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat. — James C. Collins

I'm at a Hollywood premiere and I haven't fainted. I'd say I'm doing pretty good. — Veronica Blade

It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy. — Tony Hancock

My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer. — Michael Cera

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

They would get their shit together, and keep it together, and maintain it neatly and in good working order. — Tim O'Brien

And what have you been up to? she asked.
Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. — David Cross

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit. — Tracy Morgan

Good cops make their bosses look good, and Hector was a one-man beauty school. — Edward Conlon

There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good. — Adam Rex

People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ... — Jeannette Walls

As an actor, when you're doing comedies, you're around fantastic, funny people and you hopefully have a really good time doing it. — Ari Graynor

My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good. — Robert Parish

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. — Janet Coleman

What do you think Dimitri? Is this a good idea, Dimitri? Please give us your blessing so that we can fall down and worship you, Dimitri. — Richelle Mead

What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. — Haven Kimmel

Well, you are a wolf, I don't think it's a good idea to start the habit of you sleeping in the bed, you know, with all the shedding and what-not. — Quinn Loftis

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look ... and apparently, where NOT to look. — Meg Cabot

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious. — Rowan Atkinson

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! — C. JoyBell C.

Jesse is a good guy, although I don't understand the infatuation with the spandex he is always running around in. — Holly Hood

Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things. — Jillian Dodd

I was a good student, sort of funny and athletic. I had friends. — Rosemary Mahoney

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Some nice lady came over here with food for us all. She claimed to be your mother. I don't believe it
you're an asshole, and she's good people. — Amy Lane

Funny is funny. And if it's good, it travels. — James Corden

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds. — Gabriel Iglesias

Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune. — Confucius

Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad. — Tommy Lasorda

Phones are only good for ordering pizza and telling someone you're running late — Amy Reed

I noticed that the snow was gone and the ground looked greener. It's funny how the good stuff can wipe away the bad stuff so quickly. — Melody J. Bremen

A good approach is to allow one dream per novel. Then, in the final revision, go back and get rid of that, too. — Howard Mittelmark

People will say you can't do good and do well. They're wrong, that's idiotic advice. — Soledad O'Brien

I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier — Woody Harrelson

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. — Joe Rogan

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." — Garry Shandling

He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good. — Cherise Sinclair

Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding — Jesse Andrews

Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he and I used to play in softball games together. — Lee Majors

Not every woman you meet falls for your good looks"
He folded his arms across his chest and raised an eyebrow. "So you think I look good? — Cindy Roland Anderson

I think 'Breaking Bad' is brilliant. Good drama in the U.S. is also so funny and blurs the line between light and dark. — Arthur Darvill

It's usually the funny comments which are the better ones - and they are good for the game. — Andrew Flintoff

I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of bad things. — Tamra Torero

A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role. — John Krasinski

Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny. — David M. Evans

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin

Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret. — Cassandra Giovanni

A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument ... and the occasional bar fight. — J. Michael Straczynski

Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great. — Derek Thompson

You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd like it. You're a good multi-tasker. — Bianca Giovanni

I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue. — Marlon Wayans

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. — Ted Alexandro

The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review. — Gaspar Noe

Its funny how we can go from good friends for months to strangers for years and best friends for hours. Plastic world, realistic people. — Lik Hock Yap

I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. — Heath Ledger

I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck — Rob Reger

It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you. — Kostya Tszyu

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Offering Dragons quarter is no good, they regrow all their parts and come on again. They have to be killed. — John Berryman

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth. — P.G. Wodehouse

Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door. — Raymond Benson

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. — Amy Summers

Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real. — Gloria Steinem

For the record, I hate skiing ... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD. — Jim Norton

But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman. — Jesse Andrews

Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power. — J. Tillman

If you're funny, you can find a stage to get on. If you're good, you'll start to get work and eventually get paid. — Ted Alexandro

Mostly good is enough. Mostly good produces healthy kids who know they are valued and either forget the other parts or turn them into funny stories. — Jen Hatmaker

People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required. — Wes Adamson

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

It's funny being the big news every day - and the good news every day. — Charlie Adam

It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell. — George Herbert

What was the good of being a movie werewolf? You howled at the moon; you couldn't remember what you did, and then somebody shot you. — Anne Rice

Wickedly funny to read and morally bracing as only good satire can be. — William Styron

I thought she liked you now. I've seen her kiss you and she says your name the special way she says Rina's and mine - like it tastes good. — Deborah Hale

The good man believed that shortsighted people were also deaf and that their spectacles would become clearer if their ears heard more sharply. — Joseph Roth

he hadn't killed or shagged even one single person in front of me - which I felt was a rather good indication of his superior character. — Hettie Ivers

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. — John Krasinski

You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time. — Buffy Andrews

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire