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Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.''Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something? — Kresley Cole
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
Working for Mab now, are you, Wolfman?" he smirked. "Like a good little attack dog? Will you also roll over and beg if she asks?
— Julie Kagawa
I am not fake, I am just to good to be true
— Mahsati Abdul
My "Christianity" was once again just the American religion of work hard, do good, feel good, and maybe God will say, "We good.
— Jefferson Bethke
I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.
— Andy Richter
You see a wile, you thwart. Am I right?
— Terry Pratchett
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.
— James C. Collins
It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.
— Tony Hancock
My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer.
— Michael Cera
They would get their shit together, and keep it together, and maintain it neatly and in good working order.
— Tim O'Brien
And what have you been up to? she asked.Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
— David Cross
People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ...
— Jeannette Walls
My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good.
— Robert Parish
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
— Janet Coleman
What do you think Dimitri? Is this a good idea, Dimitri? Please give us your blessing so that we can fall down and worship you, Dimitri.
— Richelle Mead
I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.
— Rowan Atkinson
Jesse is a good guy, although I don't understand the infatuation with the spandex he is always running around in.
— Holly Hood
Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things.
— Jillian Dodd
I was a good student, sort of funny and athletic. I had friends.
— Rosemary Mahoney
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Funny is funny. And if it's good, it travels.
— James Corden
I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad.
— Tommy Lasorda
I noticed that the snow was gone and the ground looked greener. It's funny how the good stuff can wipe away the bad stuff so quickly.
— Melody J. Bremen
A good approach is to allow one dream per novel. Then, in the final revision, go back and get rid of that, too.
— Howard Mittelmark
People will say you can't do good and do well. They're wrong, that's idiotic advice.
— Soledad O'Brien
I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier
— Woody Harrelson
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
— Garry Shandling
He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good.
— Cherise Sinclair
Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding
— Jesse Andrews
Clint Eastwood's a good friend, too - he and I used to play in softball games together.
— Lee Majors
Not every woman you meet falls for your good looks"He folded his arms across his chest and raised an eyebrow. "So you think I look good? — Cindy Roland Anderson
I think 'Breaking Bad' is brilliant. Good drama in the U.S. is also so funny and blurs the line between light and dark.
— Arthur Darvill
It's usually the funny comments which are the better ones - and they are good for the game.
— Andrew Flintoff
A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role.
— John Krasinski
Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.
— David M. Evans
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
— Demetri Martin
Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.
— Cassandra Giovanni
A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument ... and the occasional bar fight.
— J. Michael Straczynski
Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great.
— Derek Thompson
You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd like it. You're a good multi-tasker.
— Bianca Giovanni
I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.
— Marlon Wayans
The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review.
— Gaspar Noe
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.
— Heath Ledger
It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you.
— Kostya Tszyu
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Offering Dragons quarter is no good, they regrow all their parts and come on again. They have to be killed.
— John Berryman
This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door.
— Raymond Benson
But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman.
— Jesse Andrews
If you're funny, you can find a stage to get on. If you're good, you'll start to get work and eventually get paid.
— Ted Alexandro
People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required.
— Wes Adamson
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
— David Letterman
It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell.
— George Herbert
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
— John Krasinski
You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time.
— Buffy Andrews
