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Painting is like golf; the fewer strokes I take, the better the picture. — John Marin

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. — Lee Trevino

Amelia, meet my Honeydew. — Alexandra Iff

Most men would rather be shot through with a broad-headed arrow than be described by you. — Neal Stephenson

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes. — Bob Hope

Everything want to be loved. — Alice Walker

You remind me o another of those old fellows called Bradley. He defined philosophy as the finding of bad reasons for what one believes by instinct. — Aldous Huxley

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course. — Henry Beard

Abstraction is the enemy of meaning. — Marshall Ganz

Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole. — Bob Hope

Programming is similar to a game of golf. The point is not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes. — Hayley Mills

I don't feel that electronic music has to stand on the back of urban artists or anyone else to be recognized. It's great music. — Kaskade

Neither of the two people in the room paid any attention to the way I came in, although only one of them was dead. — Raymond Chandler

The real way to enjoy playing golf is to take pleasure not in the score, but in the execution of strokes. — Bobby Jones

Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

You have to rip your opponent's lungs out and then move on. — Al Gore

Call me the author. — Joan Didion

To boldly split infinitives that no man had split before ... — Douglas Adams

This is one reason people need to believe in God - because we want someone to know us, truly, all the way through, even the worst of us. — Tim Kreider

Religion is for people who're afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who've already been there. — Vine Deloria Jr.

Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance. — Joe Laurie Jr.

Selecting a stroke is like selecting a wife. To each his own. — Ben Hogan

I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. — Arnold Palmer

Marriage is a strange combination of dream and reality, and we spend our lives as couples trying to negotiate that divide. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Practice, work out, proper nutrition, lots of work on my short game. In golf, that's really where the strokes come off the scorecard. — Paula Creamer