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I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too. — Bill Engvall

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees. — Bob Hope

Life, deal gently with her ... Love, never desert her — L.M. Montgomery

Wisdom is humble that he knows no more. — William Cowper

The terrible immoralities are the cunning ones hiding behind masks of morality, such as exploiting people while pretending to help them.
— Vernon Howard

I found when I had finished my new lecture that it was a very good house, only the architect had unfortunately omitted the stairs. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don't want to win anything or lose anything. — Woody Allen

Desperate pieces of string that hold us up but at the same time keep us from being anything other than what we have always been. — Mary E. Pearson

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts. — Henry Beard

I tell jokes to pay my green fees. — Bob Hope

As you walk, hop, hobble, or wheel
Meeting people of different kinds,
Remember that being handicapped
Is only a state of mind — Stephen Cosgrove

Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together: at the door where the latter enters, the former makes its exit. — Alexandre Dumas

I always wanted to be a movie actress. I thought it was very romantic. And it was. — Katharine Hepburn