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If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn't play golf for very long. — Warren Buffett

My guess is that if David Beckham wants Ronaldo's jersey, he's going to get it. — Landon Donovan

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag. — Bob Hope

A split second. An eternity. Into the breach. Across the brink. A micron wide. Deep as forever. Of all our infinite possibilities, these are but two. — Jay Kristoff

I can get you a cheaper ticket if you let me amputate your legs: I can even take your thighs as a deposit, said the travel agent. — Charles Stross

Sometimes it feels good to fuck with something. Instead of always being fucked with. — Gillian Flynn

There is an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. — Irving Berlin

I played golf ... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying ... — Mitch Hedberg

There isn't a hole out there [Augusta] that can't be birdied if you just think. But there isn't one that can't be double-bogeyed if you stop thinking. — Bobby Jones

The director has to win, because you should never force a director to shoot something they don't believe in. — Peter Jackson

You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!" — Bob Monkhouse

Its not bad to be different. Sometimes it's the mark of being very very talented. — Chris Van Allsburg

Maybe if I prayed to Miss Marple, she'd hook me up with a clue — Ilona Andrews

Genius tries to conquer the world with art, with songs, with words; stupid tries to conquer it with sword, with guns, with arrows! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole. — Mac O'Grady

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard. — Bob Bruce

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone. — Henry Beard

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone. — Richard Armour