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Golf Course Funny Quotes & Sayings

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I have not broken the laws of the United States or the laws of the Dominican Republic. — Sammy Sosa

May you find strength for your daily work. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I fuck old men for a living. Of course I golf. — Dolce

Life creates itself in delirium and is undone in ennui. — Emile M. Cioran

I love you ... You're mine ... And you're not leaving me ever again... I really am so sick and tired of trying to live without you. — Suzanne Wright

Make a conscious effort to think, speak and act in affirmative manner. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Be the best, but get ready to be attacked. Only mediocrity is safe. — Paulo Coelho

Home Depot knows 'the more they help, the more they sell'-oh by the way, for the 'bottom liners' who disagree-it's also vice-versa. — Jeffrey Gitomer

Karma is not elitist. — Aarti Patel

Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? — Phil Silvers