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I want people to judge me on what we have achieved after five years. I will go back to my home in Bermuda, play some golf and live a healthier life. — Fergus McCann

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye

I'm not very good at practice. But if you tell yourself you love the hole and love hitting it on the fairway, it's a big difference. — Barry Lane

I want to build a course my mum can enjoy. — Davis Love III

Painting is like golf; the fewer strokes I take, the better the picture. — John Marin

I play golf just about every week. I'm playing on the Senior Tour now - super seniors - I'm a super senior. — Charlie Sifford

I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course. — Jeremy London

I really stay busy [in retirement]. I often have to cancel my golf games on the weekends to go play in tennis tournaments. — Richard Davies

Apart from golf, it was a great week. — Webb Simpson

True sportsmanship is excellence in motion! — Lorii Myers

Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one hand. — Alan Shepard

I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife — Tiger Woods

Somehow, it is hard to dislike a man once you have played a round of golf with him. — John Updike

Golf is a game in which you yell 'Fore!', shoot six, and write down five. — Will Harvey

Never saw one worth a damn. — Harry Vardon

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots. — Ted Allen

A golfer should never make a mental mistake because the ball is just sitting there waiting for you to hit it. — Tiger Woods

Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good. — Sam Snead

I've always played my best golf in the summer. — Keegan Bradley

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. — Lee Trevino

I love to play to win. — Tiger Woods

I'm very surprised - midway through my second glass of red wine last night, I really didn't think I'd be standing here with a trophy in my hands. — Graeme McDowell

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. — Jack Redmond

First time I met Jack [Nicholas ] I had heard about his golf and prowess - I was playing in the Ohio amateur. — Arnold Palmer

I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time. — Jerry Ferrara

It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it. — Jack Nicklaus

Golf never ceases to be a challenge, even when it really is just you and the ball out there and nobody else. — Arnold Palmer

My instincts have never lies to me. — Tiger Woods

Faith sir! She looks like the Old Course. — Old Tom Morris

I love America. I wanted to play golf. — Arnold Palmer

Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game. — Burt Shotton

You're such a cheater. The best wood in your golf bag is your pencil! — Rex Pickett

Golf is a game, and games are meant to be enjoyed. — Raymond Floyd

My dad is a big dreamer, so I got that from him. Golf was my main thing when I was a teenager, and that's what I wanted to do. — Brandon Flowers

The money was going to come and go, between a wife and the IRS. The thrill of beating the best field in golf is what will always stay with me. — Calvin Peete

Find a good teacher that will keep the game fun. Work hard and don't be afraid to have success or disappointment. That is what golf is all about. — Paula Creamer

Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs. — Dan Jenkins

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. — Sam Snead

The average golfer's problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing — Ben Hogan

All my life I wanted to play golf like Jack Nicklaus, and now I do. — Paul Harvey

Uh, yeah, I do. The scythe was a little tricky at first, but - much like golf - turns out it's all in the swing. — Rachel Vincent

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. — P. J. O'Rourke

I never worried about money, except that I knew that all I had to worry about was golf. As long as I could play, I was going to make money. — Jack Nicklaus

You know what they say about big hitters ... the woods are full of them. — Jimmy Demaret

It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. — Mark Twain

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied. — Bruce Lansky

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that. — Lewis Black

Some people play golf. Some are artists, Some jog. I like to write. — Barbara Boxer

The difference between now and when I played during my younger days is my drives are shorter and my short game is longer. — Simon Hobday

I never played a round when I didn't learn something new about the game. — Ben Hogan

Under most circumstances that would result in disqualification. If the rules of golf are upheld, I believe he should have been disqualified. — Steve Williams

You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do. — Bob Bruce

I think we have arrived at the stage where we are making it too complicated. I know guys who can't play two rounds before running to their teachers. — Vijay Singh

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they? — Lee Trevino

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer. — James Woods

I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf. — Tiger Woods

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray. — Bruce Lansky

Practice, work out, proper nutrition, lots of work on my short game. In golf, that's really where the strokes come off the scorecard. — Paula Creamer

Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler. — Andy Lau

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer. — Tommy Bolt

My parents didn't play golf. — Amy Alcott

You have Obama that wants to play golf instead of deal with people. — Donald Trump

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill

The trouble with golf is that you are only as good as your last putt. — Doug Sanders

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight. — Bruce Lansky

If you gone come in second, you're just the first loser! — Tiger Woods

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched. — Roger Kahn

Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting. — Peter Dobereiner

The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf. — JoAnne Carner

Golf is like a razor. You get just so sharp and then it begins to dull a little more the more you use it. — Doug Sanders

Golf has made me and shaped me into the person I am here today. — Tiger Woods

A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole. — Mac O'Grady

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. — Bertrand Russell

I'm really good at mini-golf. You know, maybe not big person golf, but little person golf. — Natalie Portman

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose. — Woodrow Wilson

I realized that the secret to golf isn't how low you shoot when it's going good, it's how to make your bad rounds better. — Notah Begay III

I've studied golf for almost 50 years now and know a hell of a lot about nothing. — Gary Player

Hit the ball up to the hole ... You meet a better class of people up there. — Ben Hogan

Every golf course should have its carbon rating on the scorecard, alongside its Course Rating, Slope, par and yardage. — Thomas Friedman

If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. — George Archer

A major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists. — Thomas Boswell

Golf has humbled, humiliated, and just about licked all the great athletes who tried it. — Earl Blaik

The best part about golf is when you hit the ball long. It feels really good. — Michelle Wie

I know bugger all about golf. — Charlotte Church

Concentrate on hitting the green. The cup will come to you. — Cary Middlecoff

Golf is a difficult game, but it's a little easier if you trust your instincts. It's too hard a game to try to play like someone else. — Nancy Lopez

I am against making golf courses obsolete, going to the national Open and playing half the holes with a one-iron. — Arnold Palmer

It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her. — Gary Player

He didn't understand religion. It was like heroin or golf: He knew a lot of people did it, but he didn't understand why. — Christopher Moore

To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over. — Lee Trevino

Journalism is a team sport. Writing novels is golf: it's you and the ball. — Pete Hamill

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone. — Richard Armour

I learn teaching from teachers. I learn golf from golfers. I learn winning from coaches. — Harvey Penick

Golf always makes me so damned angry. — George V

We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost, and scratch and spit, and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff. — Tracy Byrd

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf. — Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse. — Eric Linklater

You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face. — Elizabeth Gilbert

If you grow up normal, you'll only be normal. — Michelle Wie

The hole was playing downwind and I managed to get a good bounce. — Nicolas Colsaerts