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And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks. — Richard Hammond

I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well. — Joni Mitchell

I'm not really a goal-oriented guy. I started doing the Mountain Goats just for the sheer hell of it. — John Darnielle

My misfortune is that I still resemble a man too much. I should liked to be wholly a beast like that goat. - Quasimodo — Victor Hugo

What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes. — Buster Keaton

When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone,
and the meaning has to go find an author again.
- The Trouble With Reading — William Stafford

Course, mountains serve as homes to mountain goats and mountain lions, who enjoy attacking helpless picnickers and eating sandwiches or children. So — Lemony Snicket

Well, there was a time when we used to sacrifice goats, but then we all became vegans, so we've been sacrificing tofu before the shows! — Jared Leto

A Myrddraal has less cunning than a woman, and a Trolloc fights with more honor. And a goat has more sense. — Robert Jordan

She's like Eeyore if Eeyore hung out with goats all the time instead of letting Pooh and Piglet cheer him up. — Rainbow Rowell

There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats. — David Gemmell

You need to be able to feel proud of yourself even if you were living in a tiny hut in the middle of nowhere, taking care of goats. — Felicia Day

Something very unusual, a chocolate-flavoured log of goats' cheese. "Made by lesbians in Wales," Sam had explained superfluously. — Philip Hensher

Fainting is for preteen girls and those really weird goats. I do not faint! — Melissa F. Olson

The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern. — Edna Ferber

Throughout his twenty-eight years on the island, goats are as wild as it gets. — Richard T. Nash

Crawl 'til dawn on my hands and knees Goddamn these vampires for what they've done to me. ~Mountain Goats "Damn These Vampires — Autumn Doughton

Political men, like goats, usually thrive best among inequalities. — Walter Savage Landor

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool — E.W. Howe

You can't ride home on a bowl of goat. — Ron White

That's because goats eat everything. Only the prickliest survive. — Christopher McDougall

Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life. — Jon Katz

Goats," said Maxwell Hyde, "are a special case. Mad as hatters, all of them. — Diana Wynne Jones

What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds? — Gary Larson

I want to go about like the light-footed goats. — Johanna Spyri

I hate pigs. I hate goats. — Blake Shelton

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe. — Greg Gutfeld

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare. — Charles Dance

Esk wouldn't have known what a collective noun was if it had spat in her eye, but she knew there was a herd of goats and a coven of witches. — Terry Pratchett

Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats. — Sue Grafton

I sold my first short story to Pyramid Press, where it was chiseled onto fifteen slabs of granite, and for which I was paid nine goats. — Frank Tuttle

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. — Elton John