Girls Humor Quotes
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Girls Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Stalking the girls' softball team again?
— Laurie Faria Stolarz
I swear to Go, if I see one of you girls anywhere near us, I'll have your prospective spouses whip you, fifties-style.
— Amelie Fisher
Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.
— M.F. Moonzajer
What's your name?"
"Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?"
"Wanted."
"By all the girls or just the law? — Dennis Lehane
"Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?"
"Wanted."
"By all the girls or just the law? — Dennis Lehane
I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case.
— P. Anastasia
Hunky Heroes, rescuing distressed women, captive princesses, and girls without wheels since 1684. p. 450
— Lauren Oliver
Anyone that looked like that wouldn't need to tie up girls and imprison them in order to get them to marry him
— Cassandra Clare
Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
— Sarah Silverman
Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.
— Heather Brewer
Girls can do anything boys can do in high heels!
— Brooke Sachau
I didn't like his tone. In fact I didn't like boys' tone when they knew they were hot and tried to be rude to girls because they knew they were hot.
— Luella Christie
Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on.
-Annik Marchand — Ann Brashares
-Annik Marchand — Ann Brashares
How often have not the demons called 'Nix,' drawn women and girls into the water, and there had commerce with them, with fearful consequences.
— Martin Luther
Girls want to be with guys who have a sense of humor-it makes them far more attractive to us.
— Drew Barrymore
Some girls are like ants in your pants
— P.G. Wodehouse
Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time.
— Sandi Lynn
A baseball club for girls?
— Emily J. Proctor
You girls need to work on your fucking happy noises," Ryke says angrily. "They shouldn't sound like someone is being assaulted.
— Krista Ritchie
What exactly constitutes an emergency in a modelling agency? Two girls fighting to death with a hair straightener?
— Kate Forster
Accept the fact that girls squeal when they're happy or confused or excited or scared or because they just saw a certain boy in line.
— Harry H. Harrison Jr.
Tell me what you want, what you really, really want," he said.
"Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison. — Maureen Johnson
"Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison. — Maureen Johnson
Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere
— Helen Gurley Brown
I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.
— Andrew Sturm
When you celebrate, there is sure to be cake."
Florence Ditlow, in "The Bakery Girls. — Florence Ditlow
Florence Ditlow, in "The Bakery Girls. — Florence Ditlow
Please do not strain yourself, Miss Doyle. I won't have my girls going cross-eyed in the name of art.
— Libba Bray
You're human, that's what I like about you. Well not that you're a human, well yes that you're human but that you're a girl human.
— Evelyn Smith
I'm not trouble at all. I'm just a guy trying to get a girl to give him the time of day. I'm like every song on the radio.
— Hailey Abbott
She's a lesbian Marty. Girls, she likes girls and no amount of frosted eye shadow is going to make her want dick.
— Dakota Cassidy
Beatrix, do you know what happens to girls who ask such naughty questions?"
"They're ravished in haylofts?" she inquired hopefully. — Lisa Kleypas
"They're ravished in haylofts?" she inquired hopefully. — Lisa Kleypas
It takes 3 girls to tow always; two to hold the rope, and the other one runs round and round, and giggles.
— Jerome K. Jerome
Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees.
— G.G. Silverman
Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding
— Jesse Andrews
Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like the little fucking demon it is.
— N.L. Gervasio
It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)
— John Duover
I like girls who are funny with a warped sense of humor.
— Robert Buckley
Did you hear that? I'm special.
— Ally Carter
You're staring," Lana said.
"Yes. I am. I'm a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring in teenage boys. — Michael Grant
"Yes. I am. I'm a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring in teenage boys. — Michael Grant
Just 'Your mother.'" But it doesn't work if girls say it to each other," she continues. "You have to have a penis for it to affect you in such a way.
— Melina Marchetta
I like girls with a good sense of humor.
— Tyler Posey
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.
— John Ciardi
When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.
— Louise Rennison
Because - oh shut up laughing, you two - because they've just been turned down by girls they asked to the ball!
— J.K. Rowling
The two had been together since they were little girls, and so loved and hated each other like sisters.
— Christopher Moore
Lions and tigers and pissed-off girls, oh my.
— Katie Bayerl
Young girls and mass murders are tender hearted creatures
— Pierre Lemaitre
Maybe you can explain to me what is so spectacular about her, because you gay girls can't seem to keep your hands off that daffy redhead.
— Cassandra Duffy
I like girls who eat Carrots. ~ Louis Tomlinson
— One Direction
I totally bought you as a girl," says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you seem to have no balls.
— Dana Reinhardt
Are red haired girls, red all over?
— Anurag Mathur
Face it girls. I'm older and I have more insurance.
— Fannie Flagg
I tell you, I'm half tempted to break into CIA custody just so I can break Joe Solomon out of CIA custody just so I can break Joe Solomon
— Ally Carter Only The Good Spy Young
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves.
— Washington Irving
It never really occurred to her that literary men, if they like women at all, do not want literary women but girls.
— Muriel Spark
The venn diagram of boys who don't like smart girls and boys you don't wanna date is a circle.
— John Green
I'm a big fan of independent girls who are strong-willed, vocal in their opinions, and have a sense of humor.
— David Lambert
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
— Dorothy Parker
Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
— Bill Watterson
Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
— Oscar Wilde
Few girls go to Washrooms just to take selfies
— Subhasis Das
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
— Helen Rowland
My little girls can break my heart. They can make me cry just looking at them eating their string beans.
— Barack Obama
I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns.
— G.G. Silverman
I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.
— Jane Austen
Girls are not born with a devotion to sanitation.
— Marcia Aldrich
Girls are so much nicer than men (apart from Tom-but homosexual).
— Helen Fielding