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The relationship was perfect, but I hated everything about the person I became. — Darnell Lamont Walker

If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. — Stefan Molyneux

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. — Randal Kleiser

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! — John Green

I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend. — Janet Evanovich

If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your girlfriend everything. — Niecy Nash

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

I think it's less common in France that a man at the age of 50 buys a Porsche and gets a young girlfriend. — Carine Roitfeld

When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. — Kim Raver

I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend and keep her nice and safe in the light of day and not violate the fuck out of her in the dark. — Penelope Douglas

I'm in love with my corporate girlfriend,
with the Cyclops heart — Phil Volatile

The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it. I don't have a girlfriend. — Justin Bieber

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. — Amy Sedaris

It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.' — Conan O'Brien

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation. — Jessica Alba

They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they abandoned for a pleasant if unexciting marriage to her sunnier, less mentally present sister coast. — Sari Botton

I was thinking it was worth the risk if it meant forever with my faery girlfriend. — Melissa Marr

I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age. — Yuki

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell. — Jeanne Phillips

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. — Andre Bramble

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together. — Rick Riordan

Wow, I didn't even hesitate to call her my girlfriend. That's a first. — Collette West

As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Timothy Ferriss

I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. — Harry Styles

It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. — Ashton Irwin

There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend. — Jay Crownover

If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can't I have a mythical Congress? — Tina Brown

Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore. — Jay Crownover

The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. — Randy Newman

Isaac, tell your girlfriend she can't bring weapons into holy-shit-your-spider's-on-fire! — Jim C. Hines

They call her love, love, love, love, love. She is love, and she is all I need. — Parachute Band

My girlfriend has been the ice. — Apolo Ohno

My girlfriend has read all the 'Game of Thrones' books - twice. — Thomas Brodie-Sangster

My nose!" he screams, blood gushing between his fingers. "She broke my freakin' nose!"
A rush of pride courses through me. That's my girlfriend. — David Estes

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading. — Steve Jobs

I wanted a new label. One that said: girlfriend who will do anything to be tied, spanked, and fucked all over rather than adored. — Pepper Winters

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you? — Anthony Jeselnik

My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress. — Val Kilmer

More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times. — John McAfee

There's only two people in your life you should lie to ... the police and your girlfriend. — Jack Nicholson

He always had a different girlfriend and you could tell they were all easy but a nun would turn easy at one look at Luke. — Kristen Ashley

I really think I need to find a home. I don't know if that includes a girlfriend or not, but first I need to find a home, definitely. — Jens Lekman

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police. — James Norton

And I told you, I'm not going to pursue another man's girlfriend. You want to talk honor. There it is in its purest form — Richelle Mead

I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective! — Niall Horan

I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend. — Rupert Grint

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. — Jay London

There's nothing better than a glass of wine, a girlfriend, and a long talk. — Karen Fairchild

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting. — Emmy Rossum

What is Love? It is a long followed companionship of two souls. — Rajasaraswathii

It's like getting your girlfriend pregnant, you can't unscrew her. — Ben Lopez

Music is one of the most beautiful things in the world. It's universal. — Abderrahmane Sissako

I'm the man that'll make your nights shine bright like day light. — Jonathan Anthony Burkett

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. — Robert Harling

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. — Johnny Knoxville

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. — Avinash Kaushik

My girlfriend is as reasonable as Lady Justice, and just as blindfolded. She's tied up in the trunk this very moment. — Jarod Kintz

It's easier to have parents if you've got a girlfriend. — Nick Hornby

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris

Wouldn't it be a waste to not try and stay with the one I liked? — Cara McKenna

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend. — Anonymous

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd

I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there. — Stephanie Sigman

I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different. — Jeffrey Eugenides

Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner. — Linda Morris

She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park ) — Rainbow Rowell

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX? — Vincent H. O'Neil

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback. — Zack Ryder

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy. — Larry David

Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz

Why couldn't I have just made it home without seeing them? I wasn't in the mood to play good freaking Samaritan to Beau and his trashy girlfriend. — Abbi Glines

I know what you're thinking.Girlfriend has fallen out of the stoopid tree and bonked her head against every branch on the way down. — Jennifer Echols

Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis. — Boris Becker

I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels! — Austin Butler

On the basis of being a woman, by playing an alien, I avoid playing someone's girlfriend here on Earth because that's a bit of a canker sore. — Zoe Saldana

My first clue time travel could be possible was in the barber's chair the day before my girlfriend's funeral. — Timothy C. Ward

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

If I got a girlfriend, I'd feed her playfully all of the time. — Niall Horan

You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want."
"I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. — Jerry Lawler

Youth is like a fickle girlfriend. We can't understand or value her until she goes off with someone else, never to return. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. — Alison Moyet

Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing — David Lee Roth

Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic. — Ron Childress

And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. — Mark Zero

Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better. — Derek Sivers

I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Frank Black

My fans are all my girlfriends — Greyson Chance

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. — John Mellencamp