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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy! — Adam Carolla

I won't consider getting horizontal with someone I can barely tolerate when we're vertical. — Nora Roberts

Sex is a form of exploration; it is asking questions and getting answer — Bryant McGill

Finally getting that sex change? I'm proud of you, brother. I mean, sister. — Lili Wilkinson

I was very invested in love but it was just this long sex thing that could end at any moment because after all, it's about getting off. — Chuck Palahniuk

It's all overrated, man. Sex is only a great thing if you're not getting any. — Charles Bukowski

Getting married is easy, having sex is easier, but findings someone who can stimulate your mind and make love to your soul, that is rare. — Habeeb Akande

Take me on R&R, aye? Back to where we were before, or a similar place. Sea, sky, sun, and sex 24/7. Deal?' ... 'Make that 12/7 - getting old. — Aleksandr Voinov

Getting sweaty with a woman after some good sex was one thing, but he'd rather not start out that way. — Cat Johnson

Sleep. It's like sex. You know it's good, but you don't know just how good until you're not getting any. — R.J. Keller

What do you know about insurance fraud?
I knew discussions of it were not likely to lead to sex. — Roberta Pearce

I would (have sex with another woman). Sometimes I feel attracted to other women. It's almost more exciting to watch women getting it on than men ... — Sofia Hellqvist

my oral sex skills are off the chart. I know all about getting dirty down under. Let me show you, pretty please? — Kylie Scott

She knew that sex was a means of getting ahead and saw nothing wrong in exploiting male weaknesses for her own purposes. — Alice Walsh

Honey, getting a dick inside you is only part of sex, not all of it. — Kit Rocha

It's a sex swing. I figured you were getting tired. This will make my mad sex skills easier on your body. — Olivia Cunning

Make no mistake: girls love getting head as much as giving head. Giving head is good for your health. Getting head is good for the soul. — Chloe Thurlow

Ian nodded his approval. I've always liked a woman that understood the value of getting out of my bed just as quick as she'd jumped in it. — Rose Wynters

New synonyms for sex: Going to a family function, getting the hard part over with, anti-fillet. Get it? Sex! — Dana Gould

With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy's downfall. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Getting married is a serious matter for a girl; not getting married is even more serious. — Nicolas Bentley

Getting in his car he let it warm up, feeling the heated seats grow warm under him. On a bitterly cold winter day it was almost as good as sex. Then — Louise Penny

It is only premarital sex if you are planning on getting married. — Craig Johnson

Any actor that's like, 'I hate the fact that I'm getting all of this attention,' is a liar. Especially when it's from the opposite sex. — Donald Faison

Go get dirty, baby girl. And I mean the naked kind. — Kelly Moran

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. — John Callahan

You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts. — Jeff Foxworthy

It was about as easy getting the Statue of Liberty to spread cunny, which did take some dynamite persuasion. — William T. Vollmann

Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality? — Nicki Elson

When you start thinking about death more than sex, you know you're getting old. — Nick Nolte

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you Darling after sex. — Julian Barnes

It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married. — Craig Johnson

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are. — Victor Lownes

Power, money, food, sex, love. Can we ever get enough, or will getting some make us crave even more? — Chuck Palahniuk

Life is like a dry handjob. Just when it starts getting good, it's already over. — Jayme K.

A woman eats to feed her pussy. Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount of sexual gratification. — Chuck Palahniuk

Don't even try understanding the dumber sex. Just be happy they're getting along now and not punching each other's lights out. — Tonya Burrows

If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now. — Moby

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. — Drew Carey

People are only concerned about the next party, meeting up for casual sex, finding a job as a Web page designer, or getting a new apartment. — John C. Dvorak

I'm trying to be good with my skin care now that I'm getting older. I really do think it's from the inside - so exercise, hydration, sleep, sex. — Gwyneth Paltrow

Earlier today I had sex with a monkey and then roasted and ate it with a glass of choir boys' piss. I like to get in the mood. — Peter Milligan

You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health ... since I live at seventy-nine! — Kensington Gore

Convincing someone to have sex is the same as manipulation and does not actually count as getting consent. — Shahla Khan

Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much. — Aristotle.