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Getting Older Funny Birthday Quotes By Jane Fonda: In my marriages, I'd lost parts of who

In my marriages, I'd lost parts of who I was because I was trying to mold myself into what I thought a man wanted me to be. — Jane Fonda

Getting Older Funny Birthday Quotes By Honore De Balzac: Virtue will cut your head off, vice will

Virtue will cut your head off, vice will only cut your hair. — Honore De Balzac

Getting Older Funny Birthday Quotes By Alan Cohen: Upgrade your past by seeing it with appreciation.

Upgrade your past by seeing it with appreciation. — Alan Cohen

Getting Older Funny Birthday Quotes By Jandy Nelson: Dad used to make Mom's eyes shine; now

Dad used to make Mom's eyes shine; now he makes her grind her teeth. I don't know why. — Jandy Nelson

Getting Older Funny Birthday Quotes By Sameet M. Kumar: History has shown that from times of great

History has shown that from times of great distress are sown the seeds of opportunity, promise, and renewal. — Sameet M. Kumar

Getting Older Funny Birthday Quotes By Claudia Gray: Not even you can save the whole galaxy

Not even you can save the whole galaxy before breakfast. — Claudia Gray

Getting Older Funny Birthday Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: 'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.

'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes. — Henry David Thoreau

Getting Older Funny Birthday Quotes By Maggie Nelson: The moment of queer pride is a refusal

The moment of queer pride is a refusal to be shamed by witnessing the other as being ashamed of you. — Maggie Nelson

Getting Older Funny Birthday Quotes By Wyndham Lewis: In the democratic western countries so-called capitalism leads

In the democratic western countries so-called capitalism leads a saturnalia of 'freedom', like a bastard brother of reform. — Wyndham Lewis

Getting Older Funny Birthday Quotes By Alessandro Baricco: Definitive resolutions are made always and only in

Definitive resolutions are made always and only in a state of mind that is not destined to last. — Alessandro Baricco

Getting Older Funny Birthday Quotes By Will Rogers: The older we get, the fewer things seem

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

Getting Older Funny Birthday Quotes By Mark A. Cooper: You're not fat, just easier to see than

You're not fat, just easier to see than most. — Mark A. Cooper

Getting Older Funny Birthday Quotes By Ken Altabef: Running around in circles on a sunny day,

Running around in circles on a sunny day, that was all they needed. He — Ken Altabef