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Get Well Humor Quotes By Melissa Jo Peltier: Well, fame is a drug and when you

Well, fame is a drug and when you take it away from an addict, things can get ugly. — Melissa Jo Peltier

Get Well Humor Quotes By Rachel Cohn: Boy needs to get a good night's sleep.

Boy needs to get a good night's sleep. Otherwise, he'll be lucky to get accepted at SUNY-So Far Upstate You Might As Well Be In Canada, eh? — Rachel Cohn

Get Well Humor Quotes By Sarah MacLean: We don't like it when women get uppity."

We don't like it when women get uppity."
"Well," she said, "that is a bit of a problem, as I am feeling quite uppity. — Sarah MacLean

Get Well Humor Quotes By Lois Greiman: Fair play is all well and good. But

Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10. — Lois Greiman

Get Well Humor Quotes By Rick Riordan: Apollo was god of poetry as well as

Apollo was god of poetry as well as archery, and I'd heard him recite in person. I'd almost rather get shot by an arrow — Rick Riordan

Get Well Humor Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Wondering where the Mokians get all those shark

Wondering where the Mokians get all those shark teeth? Well it involves using children who read the last pages of books first as bait. — Brandon Sanderson

Get Well Humor Quotes By John Green: Who's my date" the Colonel asked.*You're girlfriend is

Who's my date" the Colonel asked.
*You're girlfriend is your date"
"All right" he said, and then deadpanned "but we don't get along very well — John Green

Get Well Humor Quotes By Catherynne M Valente: You can tell all that about me from

You can tell all that about me from your measuring tape?'
'Well, I use the metric system, It's the only way to get really exact numbers. — Catherynne M Valente

Get Well Humor Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: If you cannot get rid of the family

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. — George Bernard Shaw

Get Well Humor Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do

As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over. — P.G. Wodehouse

Get Well Humor Quotes By Heather Brewer: I drive well!Says who your mom?No actually, she

I drive well!
Says who your mom?
No actually, she won't even get in the car with me. — Heather Brewer

Get Well Humor Quotes By David Sedaris: Well, where did it come from?" I asked.

Well, where did it come from?" I asked. "How did I get it?"
"How do we get most things?" he answered.
"We buy them? — David Sedaris

Get Well Humor Quotes By Sabrina Zbasnik: Rap un zeal' Demon within. I might as

Rap un zeal' Demon within. I might as well put up a giant 'Come and Get Eaten' sign for the good those warning runes do. — Sabrina Zbasnik

Get Well Humor Quotes By Lois Greiman: All's well so long-as you don't get shot

All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge. — Lois Greiman

Get Well Humor Quotes By Richard K. Morgan: Catholics get on well with tyranny. It's in

Catholics get on well with tyranny. It's in the culture. — Richard K. Morgan

Get Well Humor Quotes By Flip Wilson: Get well cards have become so humorous that

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. — Flip Wilson

Get Well Humor Quotes By Nora Roberts: Well, I'd have more zing with George Clooney

Well, I'd have more zing with George Clooney and Harrison Ford in a threesome, but neither of us are going to get that wish. — Nora Roberts

Get Well Humor Quotes By Jimmy Carr: When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they

When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia. — Jimmy Carr

Get Well Humor Quotes By Ash Gray: Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do

Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don't get their way.: — Ash Gray

Get Well Humor Quotes By Lola Faye Arnold: A SASSY SOUTHERN FEMALE CAN WRITE A LOVE

A SASSY SOUTHERN FEMALE CAN WRITE A LOVE STORY AS WELL AS A MALE...IF Y'ALL GET MY DRIFT. — Lola Faye Arnold