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all you get from sitting on the pity pot is a big ring around your butt. — Jerusha Jones

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas. — Emo Philips

You cannot do your friend a greater kindness than to admonish him in the Lord, nor can you wish your enemy a greater injury than to go unrebuked. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Respect can only be given to those who have earned it by working for it. — Habeeb Akande

You can't work three hours a week and make $100,000. Get rich quick doesn't work. Crock pot mentality always defeats microwave mentality! — Dave Ramsey

Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy. — Bill Maher

If you're just sitting around home it's just too easy to sit around and smoke pot all day and never get anything done. — Ralph Reese

Take any job, get started and stop with the video games and pot. I'm not for that. — Dana Perino

For me, personally, Detroit is a melting pot for everything. We get the best from the East Coast, West Coast and down South. — Big Sean

And Johannes Voelker is the last man on Earth I'd choose as a spiritual director for Sandoz, he thought. Shit or get off the pot, my son. — Mary Doria Russell

Airwaves get buzzed from pot By Trevor Hughes, — Anonymous

I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot. — Zach Galifianakis

I'm still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there's half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola. — Alan Rickman

I am intimidated by that eyeliner in a pot. You have to take a brush and wet it and then dip it in and get it straight. It's just a mess. — Tyra Banks

SHIT, OR GET OFF THE POT — Rupert Murdoch

Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get. — Doug Stanhope

Life is like a cooking pot. If you cook something good, you well get something tasty. If you cook something bad, you will get something bad. — Debasish Mridha

We don't want any pot-smoking vaginas because that's disgusting. And I saw it once in Indonesia, and I've never been able to get it out of my head. — Doug Benson

I just want to get drunk and smoke pot and do some blow with my friends and have it not be like this HUGE deal. — Anonymous

I never want to get to that level of poverty where taking a bath has to be a hot-pot experience. — Questlove

If someone wants to make a joke about me smoking too much pot, I'm not going to get mad at them, because I've put it out there that that's what I do. — Doug Benson

Every now and then, you get people who tend to forget what this country is about, which is a melting pot of races and cultures and freedom of speech. — Maynard James Keenan

It never fails to astonish me how cheaply a politician can be bought. — Timothy Noah

I get mad when people are against pot. — Tre Cool

Laughter not time destroyed my voice
And put that crack in it,
And when the moon's pot-bellied
I get a laughing fit ... — William Butler Yeats

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too. — Laurence J. Peter

There is nothing quite like a freshly brewed pot of tea to get you going in the morning. — Phyllis Logan

To get wealth and security by guileIs like one who pours water into a pot of unbaked clay. — Thiruvalluvar

Shit or get off the pot."
"Shit or get off the pot? I was paying $250 an hour for advice my father gave me in third grade. — Penelope Ward

America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. — Charlie King

Time to shit or get off the pot. — Lee Child

Do you realise how much trouble you're in?"
"Perhaps I'll have some Weetabix after all. — Anthony Horowitz

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. — Garrison Keillor

If one leaves home one might get a flower pot on his head and die. — Orlan