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Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By Carolyn Wells: She was enveloped from head to foot in

She was enveloped from head to foot in a raccoon fur coat, with a jaunty hat of the same, trimmed only with a bright quill feather. — Carolyn Wells

Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By Richard King: We should all have the opportunity to express

We should all have the opportunity to express what we want to express. — Richard King

Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: If you cannot attain knowledge without torturing a

If you cannot attain knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do without knowledge. — George Bernard Shaw

Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By Edward Gorey: Explaining something makes it go away, so to

Explaining something makes it go away, so to speak; what's important is left after you have explained everything else. — Edward Gorey

Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By Garrison Keillor: We all know you can get AIDS from

We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides? — Garrison Keillor

Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By Tom Stoppard: Theatre probably originated without texts, but by the

Theatre probably originated without texts, but by the time we get to the classical Greek period, theatre has become text-based. — Tom Stoppard

Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By Marshall B. Rosenberg: When we are in contact with our feelings

When we are in contact with our feelings and needs, we humans no longer make good slaves and underlings. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By Evan Esar: If you want to know how little your

If you want to know how little your dignity is worth, take it to the pawnbroker. — Evan Esar

Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By James S.A. Corey: The joke was that Ceres didn't have laws

The joke was that Ceres didn't have laws - it had police. — James S.A. Corey

Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By Unknown: you are not perfect but you are not

you are not perfect but you are not your mistakes — Unknown

Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By Anonymous: The man has accumulated a repertoire of facial

The man has accumulated a repertoire of facial tics and blinks that demand nothing less than a complete musical score by Stravinsky. — Anonymous

Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Find time for a private conversation with your

Find time for a private conversation with your creator so that you can ask Him about the purpose of your existence — Sunday Adelaja

Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By Robert Burns: I'll be merry and free, I'll be sad

I'll be merry and free, I'll be sad for nae-body; If nae-body cares for me, I'll care for nae-body. — Robert Burns

Gerald Swindle Funny Quotes By Rebecca Jones: The German word for tatting is Schiffchenarbeit meaning

The German word for tatting is Schiffchenarbeit meaning 'the work of the little boat — Rebecca Jones