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You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus! — George S. Kaufman

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. — George S. Kaufman

I've never had any complaints yet! — George S. Kaufman

Welcome back,sleeping beauty. — Julie Kagawa

Blest paper-credit! last and best supply! That lends corruption lighter wings to fly! — Alexander Pope

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one. — George S. Kaufman

If one bite fills you, you don't need two. — Marty Rubin

Maybe it is the last chance for Europe to influence standards for world trade. Next it will be between the US and the Asia-Pacific region. — Sigmar Gabriel

If you don't have fun, it's hard to do your best. It's not going to be enjoyable. — Kimmie Meissner

KIRBY: A man can't give up his business.
GRANDPA: Why not? You've got all the money you need. You can't take it with you. — George S. Kaufman

Everything is the will of God - we are only instruments of her will and we learn to just love and accept. — Frederick Lenz

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine. — George S. Kaufman

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra. — George S. Kaufman

Some things can't be taught; they can only be discovered. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Satire is what closes on Saturday night. — George S. Kaufman

When things are rough, people look for an escape. A way out. Sometimes it's hard to find the right way. — Nadia Hashimi

The gentle wind, a sweet and passionate wooer, Kisses the blushing leaf. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When I was born I owed twelve dollars. — George S. Kaufman

I have a kitten,the drollest of all creatures that ever wore a cat's skin. — William Cowper

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. — George S. Kaufman

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there. — George S. Kaufman

Temperance is corporeal piety; it is the preservation of divine order in the body. — Theodore Parker

I understand your new play is full of single entendres. — George S. Kaufman

He'd always been fascinated by her, drawn to her the way curious people are always drawn to things they don't understand. — Sarah Addison Allen

There may be one fault in a man that conceals a thousand qualities, or one excellence that conceals a thousand faults. The little indicates much. — Shams Tabrizi

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there. — George S. Kaufman

I come from a long line of sportsmen. — Armin Zoggeler

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. — George S. Kaufman

God finally caught his eye. — George S. Kaufman