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I want to be a superhero, I want to be Spider-Man or Batman. Will you let me know if you have any connections? Let's make it happen. — Stephan James

The portuguese never put anything behind them except a chair to eat lunch. — Robert Wilson

May your heart be melted with faith, love and hope. — Lailah Gifty Akita

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. — George Carlin

The few heroic sluts on this great working-girl turf — Christopher Hitchens

Optimism boosts your energy and focuses your sights on reaching your goals, rather than wallowing in your setbacks. — Denis Waitley

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste. — George Carlin

I've come to learn that the determined and gifted and genuine sociopath has far more power to deceive than we realize. — Walter Kirn

The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire. — Pamela Hansford Johnson

Does marriage have such a revolutionary power that a long-established habit can be overthrown in such a short time? — Yiyun Li

After she could only marvel at the sight of her hands in the cuffs. So this was what love looked like? Now she knew. — Anonymous

Sister Georgina had studied at Cambridge or, as she put it, 'Not-the-one-in-Massachusetts-Cambridge-Universitythe-real-one-you-know-in-England. — Terry Pratchett

The greatest glory of a free-born people is to transmit that freedom to their children. — William Havard