Geek Humor Quotes
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Geek Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Love can be just like hot peppers, exciting on the way in and agonizing on the way out.
— Sorin Suciu
He didn't know what was hotter, her Star Wars reference or the breathiness with which she spoke it.
— Kelly Moran
When I dreamed about becoming a fantasy adventurer, I was always a max-level character with epic gear. Look at me. I'm wearing vendor trash.
— Noelle Alladania Meade
Cutest geek i ever saw.
— Steven Key Meyers
If you want to get a meaningful result: create something very complex, and then simplify it.
— Gerry Geek
Execution strategies: do / buy / delegate / forget.
— Gerry Geek
Anyway, the point is that you guys really need to get out more.
— Hitori Nakano
That Hellboy gun of Yours? It's not scientifically possible. It flaunts the laws of physics like a teenager on Rumspringa...
— Michael R. Underwood
I know a flute player is technically called a "flautist," but something about it sounds a little sketchy, as does "pianist," so I will refrain.
— Julie Halpern
No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed.
— E.A. Bucchianeri
Geek e-mail sign-off: No trees were killed to send this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
The more attractive and athletic the character depicted on the T-shirt, the less attractive and athletic the fan wearing it
— Nev Fountain
A project is like love; it has clear intentions at the beginning, but it can get complicated.
— Gerry Geek
Wham. She glommed onto him like white plastic on a Stormtrooper, shamelessly pressing against his body, groping and kissing.
— Angela Quarles
As far as I could tell, the quickest way to a geeky guy's heart usually involved geometric shapes.
— Angela N. Blount
Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.
— Sorin Suciu
I still wouldn't be able to control myself around him, and I'm math geek enough to know that equation doesn't work out.
— Robin Brande
I left the Shire,got 7 outstanding N.E.W.T.'s
and became a Vampire;
Because Winter is Coming... — Various
Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers.
— Michael R. Underwood
At least that left hope for him. Except "Beauty and the Geek" wasn't exactly the proper translation of the popular fairy tale.
— Kelly Moran
I will take a serious approach to a subject usually treated lightly, which is a nerdy thing to do.
— Benjamin Nugent
