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A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing.
— Garrison Keillor
To get rid of anger you can change the situation or change how you think about the situation.
— Garrison Wynn
Don't let the opinions of others define who you are. Take them into consideration, make adjustments if necessary and then go be you!
— Garrison Wynn
I don't associate work with feelings of satisfaction. Rather, guilt, frustration, and resentment of people who write better than I do.
— Garrison Keillor
A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a wish'.
— Garrison Keillor
That's what happens when you're angry at people. You make them part of your life. - Garrison Keillor In
— Gavin De Becker
It is important to know who killed Jack Kennedy and why.
— Jim Garrison
Some of us have a relentless urge to attempt what we can never be good at and neglect our true calling.
— Garrison Keillor
Bad things don't happen to writers; it's all material.
— Garrison Keillor
Marriage, friends, is a lifelong feast; love is no light lunch.
— Garrison Keillor
Honesty is a rare commodity in a palace, and that is why so many fairy-tale marriages end up on the rocks.
— Garrison Keillor
In the end, all solutions are temporary.
— Garrison Keillor
I have much to say about the pain I've felt and seen inside of prison. It has been an eye-opening and harrowing experience.
— Lane Garrison
A man's country is the world.
— William Lloyd Garrison
You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.
— Garrison Keillor
If you can't manage the future, you don't have a future.
— Garrison Wynn
Circumstances do not create the quality of your life.
— Garrison Wynn
We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?
— Garrison Keillor
Squirrels are just rats with good publicity
— Garrison Wynn
In the end, crime doesn't pay.
— Lane Garrison
Eating a little was like vomiting a little, just as bad as a lot.
— Garrison Keillor
Love is a passion that hath friends in the garrison.
— George Savile
We thank you [the soldiers recently returned from the middle east] for your service.
— Garrison Keillor
You don't have to justify a beautiful stroke of good luck. Accept it. Smile and say thank you.
— Garrison Keillor
No man shall rule over me with my consent. I will rule over no man.
— William Lloyd Garrison
If time heals all wounds, then why are there so many ticked off old people walking around
— Garrison Wynn
A good friend is a person who thinks you're one of the good eggs, even if he knows you're a little cracked.
— Garrison Keillor
March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.
— Garrison Keillor
It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
— Garrison Keillor
I'm not in the business of harassing anybody.
— Jim Garrison
Computers can never completely replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity.
— Garrison Keillor
Did you know that half of all people are below average?
— Garrison Keillor
Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it?
— Garrison Keillor
Face it: a nation that maintains a 72% approval rating on George W. Bush is a nation with a very loose grip on reality.
— Garrison Keillor
We are the friends of reform; but that is not reform, which, in curing one evil, threatens to inflict a thousand others.
— William Lloyd Garrison
That's why God created marriage, so people wouldn't have to fight with strangers.
— Garrison Keillor
The compact which exists between the North and the South is a covenant with death and an agreement with hell.
— William Lloyd Garrison
Most men are prisoners at best, Who some strong habit every drag about Like chain and ball.
— Garrison Keillor
Mass culture is enlightenment in reverse. Its goal is precisely to wipe out that last little garrison of human autonomy.
— Rick Roderick
Wherever there is a human being, I see God-given rights inherent in that being, whatever may be the sex or complexion.
— William Lloyd Garrison
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
— Garrison Keillor
Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either
— Garrison Keillor
We don't have any real justice in the legal system, you never see a headline that reads, Millionaire Gets Death Sentence.
— Garrison Wynn
People buy-into what they can understand quickly. If it takes you a long time to make your point, most people think you don't have one!
— Garrison Wynn
Boys, the first drink is a boon, the second is a gamble, the third is poor judgment, and then the rate of descent gets steep
— Garrison Keillor
Woman: Did you know that women are smarter than men? Man: No, I didn't. Woman: See what I mean?
— Garrison Keillor
I usually don't work with other people; I do the whole show myself.
— Garrison Keillor
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.
— Garrison Keillor
To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich.
— Garrison Keillor
Every show is your last show. That's my philosophy.
— Garrison Keillor
You know how impossible it is, in short, to have a free nation if it is a military nation and under military orders
— Woodrow Wilson
Are right and wrong convertible terms, dependant upon popular opinion?
— William Lloyd Garrison
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
— Garrison Keillor
My country is the world; my countrymen are mankind.
— William Lloyd Garrison
Goals are like the gas in your car, you may go in many different directions after you fill up, but with out the gas you are not going anywhere
— Garrison Wynn
If you criticize others' ideas, they will almost never use yours no matter how good they are.
— Garrison Wynn
My ability to keep cool in a crisis is based entirely on not knowing all the facts.
— Garrison Keillor
If risk is the key factor to success and really smart people avoid it, you might not be dumb enough to succeed!
— Garrison Wynn
Give up your good 'Christian' life and follow Jesus
— Garrison Keillor
If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
— Garrison Keillor
Let us follow our destiny, ebb and flow. Whatever may happen, we master fortune by accepting it.- Virgil — Daniel Garrison
An interesting thing about New York City is that the subways run through the sewers.
— Garrison Keillor
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
— Garrison Keillor
Connecting to your passion is being you, but better.
— Garrison Wynn
Going to church no more making you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.
— Garrison Keillor
Being an English major prepares you for impersonating authority.
— Garrison Keillor
I'm not busy ... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.
— Garrison Keillor
Everyone should be treated fairly no matter what they look like.
— William Lloyd Garrison
Change is an action not just an epiphany!
— Garrison Wynn
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!
— Garrison Keillor
Communication is like the basics of mechanical engineering, the more moving parts you have the more likely it is to break down!
— Garrison Wynn
Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesnt kill you ... and to love one woman for the rest of your life.
— Garrison Keillor
Action and adaptability create opportunity.
— Garrison Wynn
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? How many therapists do you think it takes to change a lightbulb?
— Garrison Keillor
You are never so smart again in a language learned in middle age nor so romantic, brave or kind.
— Garrison Keillor
If you can't trust your can open, then what?
— Garrison Keillor
People always are encouraging about a terrible loss, so that sometimes the loser would like to strangle them.
— Garrison Keillor
No matter what time of year I come here, people always say the same thing: Its not usually like this.
— Garrison Keillor
Sing your song; don't let the bastards get you down.
— Garrison Keillor
Never insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate.
— Garrison Keillor
Action and flexibility create opportunity
— Garrison Wynn
Give guilt - the gift that lasts forever.
— Garrison Keillor
Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody.
— Garrison Keillor
Life is continuous. Life never stops. We come to the really great questions and before we can answer them, life has moved on to something else.
— Garrison Keillor
Love has the power to rescue us and not let go, otherwise it isn't love
— Garrison Keillor
Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.
— Garrison Keillor
Practice makes polish and polish makes money.
— Garrison Wynn
How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.
— Garrison Keillor
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
— Garrison Keillor
If you can't trust a Methodist with absolute power to arrest people and not have to say why, then whom can you trust?
— Garrison Keillor
When the customer is wrong it is not a good idea to tell them.
— Garrison Wynn
