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Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street! — Joe Garagiola

The value of the minimum wage shouldn't be eroded, and it has been. — Robert J. Garagiola

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you. — Joe Garagiola

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. — Joe Garagiola

Every scar tells a story. Every change is proof of something that you've overcome. It's evidence of our past together. — J.C. Reed

Don't tell me you can pitch ... pitch. Don't tell me you can sell ... sell. — Joe Garagiola

There is no defense against a base on balls. — Joe Garagiola

I haven't played a lot of nice guys. — Michael Douglas

I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.' — Joe Garagiola

How to live a Dream
by P.C.M. Hermans
September 14, 2016 — Petra Hermans

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. — Joe Garagiola

It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable. — Joe Garagiola

Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun — Joe Garagiola

If you were the sky, I would unfurl myself in you, as a rainbow of colors yet unseen. I would become oceans of stars in your night. — Vanna Bonta

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running. — Joe Garagiola

an idea is a combination of other ideas. — Scott Berkun

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast. — Joe Garagiola

Being traded is like celebrating your 100th birthday. It might not be the happiest occasion in the world, but consider the alternative. — Joe Garagiola

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that ... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve. — Joe Garagiola

The gays love me. I think it's the accent. — John Corey Whaley

pulled out a blue bandanna, — Jeffrey Eugenides

Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it takes. — Joe Garagiola

It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is able to retire at twenty-two. — Joe Garagiola

Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes. — Joe Garagiola

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does. — Joe Garagiola

Professional politicians are busy looking out for their jobs. Send me to Congress so I can look out for your job. — Robert J. Garagiola

Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore. — Joe Garagiola

let nature reign, let freedom sing. — Ruskin Bond

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. — Joe Garagiola

Become gloriously comfortable in your own skin, however awkward the fit. — Srividya Srinivasan

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease. — Joe Garagiola

The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street-a lot of singles, but no action. — Joe Garagiola

Those lessons that I got along the way are the ones that have shaped my life for the last 20 years. — John Sculley

There are some older women out there who are just knockouts, real beauties, and they're not getting the roles they should. — William H. Macy