Garage Door Quotes: top 23 famous quotes about Garage Door

Garage Door Quotes & Sayings

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I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door. — Bob Dylan

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens. — Bob Hope

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up. — Minnie Pearl

Do you ever stand in here with that garage door open?"

"No I do not."

"Interesting," Clark said. — John Corey Whaley

In the poetry of arrival, the garage door is free verse; the front door can be anything from a rhyming couplet to a sonnet. — Akiko Busch

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door. — Bill Cosby

A lot of people have said that I've got a voice that speaks to children. I think I've got a natural naivety to me. I'm childish. — Geri Halliwell

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid — Si Robertson

Inconvenience yourself: ditch the remote, the garage door opener, the leaf-blower; buy a bike, broom, rake, and snow shovel. — Dan Buettner

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. — Steven Wright

Beauty is in being who God made you to be with confidence. — Joel Osteen

Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door. — David Shrigley

If you walked into Netscape headquarters with a plain old modem from CompUSA they'd think it was a garage-door opener. — Walt Mossberg

Some lies are easier to believe than the truth. — Frank Herbert

If we could wake each morning with no memory of living before we went to sleep, we might arrive at a faultless day. — Christopher Fry

There's only one thing left to do. St. Paul's on Old Year's Night. For Auld Lang Syne, my dears. For old time's sake. — Jacqueline Winspear

Garage door openers mysteriously not working are a clue to electromagnetic interference (EMI) issues. — Steven Magee

Working in the studio is a more personal experience whereas on stage in front of a billion people, its more exciting performing live. — Mary J. Blige

Don't blog what you don't own. — Lisa Williams

I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens. — Frank Carson

When we are given gifts, we must be quick and able to accept them. — Jay Maisel

Words alone are certain good. — William Butler Yeats