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Future Funny Quotes By David Beckham: That was in the past - we're in

That was in the past - we're in the future now. — David Beckham

Future Funny Quotes By Ivan Stoikov: Knowing all the languages in the world could

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear ... from my future Kids' Funny Business. — Ivan Stoikov

Future Funny Quotes By Markus Zusak: As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy

As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water, or as he put it, two buckets of future ice. — Markus Zusak

Future Funny Quotes By Albert Brooks: I don't want to be the one to

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny. — Albert Brooks

Future Funny Quotes By Tom Althouse: If things do not change,in the future we

If things do not change,in the future we may all speak spell check. — Tom Althouse

Future Funny Quotes By William Nicholson: I have no future,' said Hanno. 'I need

I have no future,' said Hanno. 'I need no prophecy. You talk too much, woman. — William Nicholson

Future Funny Quotes By David Nicholls: There is a point in the future where

There is a point in the future where even the worst disaster starts to settle into an anecdote. — David Nicholls

Future Funny Quotes By Robin Sloane: Whenever I come here, I pretend I'm living

Whenever I come here, I pretend I'm living in the future and the atmosphere is irradiated and wild bands of biodiesel bikers rule the dusty surface. — Robin Sloane

Future Funny Quotes By Unknown: An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's

An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future. — Unknown

Future Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Use condoms; it's wise not to gamble with

Use condoms; it's wise not to gamble with your children's future. — Bauvard

Future Funny Quotes By John Hodgman: I think for the foreseeable future, the truth

I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time. — John Hodgman

Future Funny Quotes By Sandra Chami Kassis: Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.

Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back. — Sandra Chami Kassis

Future Funny Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: Future generations will look back on TV as

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad. — Kurt Vonnegut

Future Funny Quotes By Mark Rosen: I like stepping into the future. Therefore, I

I like stepping into the future. Therefore, I look for doorknobs. — Mark Rosen

Future Funny Quotes By Bill Cosby: There is hope for the future because God

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. — Bill Cosby

Future Funny Quotes By Roger Daltrey: There is certainly more in the future now

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964. — Roger Daltrey

Future Funny Quotes By Sienna McQuillen: Oh, you think it's funny being mean to

Oh, you think it's funny being mean to Sienna on facebook?
I predict a bandaged thumb in the near future
yours. — Sienna McQuillen

Future Funny Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke

Future Funny Quotes By Kelley R. Martin: It was funny, in a twisted sort of

It was funny, in a twisted sort of way, that night I gained my future was the same night I lost my past. — Kelley R. Martin

Future Funny Quotes By Tracey Ullman: Why does everyone think the future is space

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek? — Tracey Ullman

Future Funny Quotes By Lex Martin: The past, the present, and the future walked

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Lex Martin

Future Funny Quotes By Kirsten Hubbard: It's funny how you can run from the

It's funny how you can run from the future and the past simultaneously. — Kirsten Hubbard

Future Funny Quotes By Jim Norton: There's a trench coat and a tragedy in

There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future. — Jim Norton

Future Funny Quotes By H.G.Wells: I had not, I said to myself, come

I had not, I said to myself, come into the future to carry on a miniature flirtation. — H.G.Wells

Future Funny Quotes By Nikhil: Do you really think cards can tell us

Do you really think cards can tell us future??
No matter how you spread the cards but queen is always king ones..!! — Nikhil

Future Funny Quotes By Bauvard: I hope people of the future will remember

I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy. — Bauvard

Future Funny Quotes By David Coleman: Some names to look forward to - perhaps

Some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future — David Coleman

Future Funny Quotes By Colson Whitehead: Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead

Future Funny Quotes By Lauren Oliver: Funny, isn't it, how quickly the future becomes

Funny, isn't it, how quickly the future becomes the past. — Lauren Oliver

Future Funny Quotes By Barack Obama: A sportswriter once referred to him as our

A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible. — Barack Obama